Hello Everyone
Once again the well has run dry, so as at an earlier time I’m calling for suggestions for opening sentences. They shall be used in the order they arrive – one per day, starting hopefully in a day or two.
Please suggest only one opening sentence each! Such is the popularity of this blog. Yeah, right!
Type your opening sentence in the comments below. The Suggestion Box will close on the 24th of this month otherwise it trails on forever and (as happened last time) people end up waiting several months for their opening sentence to make an appearance. Many thanks to all who offered starter suggestions. The suggestion box is now closed!
In the meantime, have a happy day! Thanks.
Bruce
Update
Yesterday I said I would give the occasional update on my garden! Well, I’ve just made 4 bean fences – for beans, peas, vine spinach, sweet peas, and my all time favourite – moonflowers!
Here is a photo:
Hmmmm. “Hang on a second, I thought you were dead”
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Thank you. Your opener shall appear tomorrow (18th Oct.)
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That’s fast!
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In my youth I was known to be fast and loose – at least in my own mind.
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“Well there ya go, it happened again.”
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Thank you. Your opener shall appear the day after tomorrow (19th Oct.)
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I look forward to it!!
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“Why did I answer the phone that morning?”
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Thank you. Your opener shall appear on 20th Oct.
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With my luck, it’ll be Bruce on the other end!
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Darn – it’s all written and pre-posted, and I never thought of that!
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Hah!
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Nine-year-old Marty secretly buried a box next to his parent’s house.
I’m new to this…is that too much detail Bruce?
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Your opening sentence is scheduled for 21st Oct!
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Lying in the grass on the side of the hill he would have had an excellent view of the valley if it hadn’t been dark and he hadn’t been dead.
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Thanks Terry for your dark, dead opening! It is scheduled for 22nd October.
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Moonflowers! Yessssss! And you do that climbing spinach? Do you like it? It’s kind of fuzzy. But for a sentence: Trees are really amazing things, but most people don’t even notice them.
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Thanks for the opening sentence. Your story is scheduled for Oct. 23. I’ve never grown the climbing spinach before (Malabar I think the packet calls it). If it’s horrid and hairy I’ve still got the proper stuff!
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It’s not horrid and hairy, but it does have some fuzz on the leaves. You should try it; it’s easier to grow and longer lasting than the regular spinach, but it’s really another green rather than like spinach, especially if you want it in salads.
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In his dream he was a man-eater, hungry and dying.
Thanks for the lovely portrait. Your backyard farm is so full of promises.
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Thanks Uma. Your opener shall appear on Oct. 24th – and by opener I’m not describing a batsman.
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Thanks, Bruce!
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Secretly, they had known all along that the cat could never have been tamed.
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Thanks Chris. Your appearance is scheduled for 25th October!
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Ouch!
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Thanks Keith. Your overly verbose starter is scheduled to appear on 26th October!
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I shall look forward to reading it, Bruce.
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“All poor Kierkegaard talked about was despair inherent in men because of sin. It’s the bloody nihilists who deconstructed him, out of their need to be free of God and moral restraints, never realising that man is not free. I said, man is not free! Not free! Damn it!” screamed the disgraced professor now working in a circus.
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LOL Nitin! I’d swear profusely if others were not reading this blog. Your opener is scheduled for October 27th!
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I can’t wait for this post!
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Nitin always gives the impossible!
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And we haven’t heard from Uma.
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Oh, yes, we have!
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It could be an imposter.
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Hey Bruce, I no longer write on WordPress. I have a very small blog now at https://nitinlalitmurali.ghost.io/ Do subscribe if you’re interested. My latest posts will be delivered to your email via RSS feed.
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Hi Nitin – the new blog looks great – except it stretches off the screen on both sides! It wouldn’t let me register my email as an enthusiastic follower of yours – but these days most blogs seem to reject my likes, comments, and email address. So I don’t know what to do. I shall keep trying. I notice that your about page is written in the third person singular – so that’s probably a good idea at the moment…. I shall try the same.
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I shall add you as a subscriber then. I thought I’d configured everything. Well, I guess there’s more work to do. Lemme know which email you want my posts sent to. I’ll add that address. Yeah I wanted to keep the about page a little professional (although I suck at writing them!) And thank you.
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the email to use is:
contact@stagebarn.com
I think I’ve been banned from commenting by WP – obviously I’m too nice. I should shift off WP like you have…
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I just added you. I found WP too demanding, and it brought out a very dark side of me. And WP doesn’t promote old blogs. That’s my opinion at least.
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Agreed. I’m very yesterday, and I have the same followers as what I had 5 years ago – in the main – all six of them!
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‘He lived on hills resembling ‘The Shire’ and his feet were covered with curly hair’.
Nice photos Bruce.
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Thanks for that – you naughty LOTR Person! Your story starter shall appear on 28 October.
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I couldn’t help it. The lovely green pastures and hills in the background of your image made me do it.
Great, I’m looking forward to reading it.
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Is that really you? I think I pictured you as perpetually winking.
Oh, well… Ideas. Hmm. Here’s one:
“She always wondered why he limped; now, she knew.”
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I’m having a nice cup of tea.
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Thanks for the starter, Chelsea. Your story shall appear on 29th October. I see your last (or your son’s) suggestion was here!: https://weaveaweb.wordpress.com/2019/07/24/1572-zach-and-the-mean-stork/
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Thanks, Bruce! Pregnancy kicked me out for the summer. 🙂
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Here’s my opening sentence:
“I woke up at 3:13 a.m. to the sound of persistent scratching that came from the wall above the furnace.”
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Thank you. Your opening sentence shall appear on 30th October!
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