Keith was more than pleased that his wife, Zelma, was addicted to playing Candy Crush. She would come home from work and immediately begin to play the game on the computer.
“It makes such a difference playing on a bigger screen. The phone is so limiting.”
Keith always noticed that she was several levels ahead of where she was when she had left home that morning. Inevitably she was playing the game at work.
Why he was pleased with his wife’s obsession was because, to call a spade a spade, they had nothing to talk about. At least for the short time she was home, even though it drove him batty, she could talk about “Popping the bottles”, “Spreading the jam”, “Eating the chocolate” and “Getting the bear above the candy line”. It stopped them from having to face certain questions, such as why their relationship no longer worked.
The weekends were another thing altogether. Keith would hike off to his brother’s place, which Zelma didn’t mind because it gave her all the space in the world to play the game.
Last Thursday Zelma came home from work early. She had been sacked. She had no idea why.
Keith packed a bag and booked into a motel. Permanently.
The kids loaded Candy Crush on my Kindle…
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Candy Crush will help you fill in all those hours that you find you don’t know how to fill because you’ve nothing else to do!!!
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Yes. Thank goodness!
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The story is a vignette of disintegration of human relations in a dysfunctional society.
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Thank you, Uma!
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I am not familiar with Candy Crush. Is it the modern day equivalent of Tetris?
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I guess Candy Crush carries a similar addictive quality to Tetris. It’s all about having to get chocolate and candy loads etc etc. Very healthy!
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Ever been addicted to it Bruce?
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Only when I can’t sleep.
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I refuse to play that game, but I am addicted to various solitaire games. Mmm, can’t imagine why she got sacked…
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What I don’t like about Candy Crush is all the glorification of sugar!!
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And not to mention the cavities!
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I’d bet that this has actually happened for real somewhere exactly as you say, names excluded of course.
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I modelled the plot on what a man was telling me in the doctor’s waiting room!
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I don’t think I’ve ever spoken to another person in a Doctor’s waiting room except to complain. I have much to learn.
oh and BTW ‘Ba’d was just telling me (see Monday’s news on the March) how thankful he was I referred your blog to him since he’s now an avid viewer of your slop. lol
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