Let me tell you how proud I am of my son. Now that I’m older and he’s independent I couldn’t be happier knowing that he was brought up right. Micky is his name. When he was younger there was nothing I taught him that he didn’t pick up straight away like he was a natural. And he was obedient. I only had to say once “Do this” and he’d do it. I rarely had to belt him for not doing things right. Spare the rod, spoil the child, as the saying goes.
You get a kid when he’s young enough and they’re flexible. It’s like a sapling tree. It bends and you can train it to grow in any direction. But once the tree is older there’s no bending it. It’s fixed in its ways.
Well I’m happy to say my son is now old enough for the habits instilled in him earlier to become permanent. And that’s why I tell you that I am proud of him. Sometimes you get things right. These days I don’t need to tell him what house to burgle or how to go about breaking in. He’s a natural. Train a kid early enough and they’ll look after you come what may.
Now I see where I went wrong with my offspring.
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Spare the rod, spoil the child. And I hope you’re not giving any grandchildren any lollies.
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Internet is slow tonight, my comments wouldn’t post.
Enjoyed your stories. This one is very edifying.
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Yes – the comments are getting harder and harder to post – and so are simple likes. I’m almost ready to give up! Glad you were edified!
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Yes. It is posting, posting, posting and then gives me a message that the page cannot be reached 😦
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That is some straight talking. There are certain benefits when you train them straight. In certain countries, it leads straight to the gallows however. Some others offer a straighter road to hell by calling in the firing squad. Some have a less straight way to achieve the end by allowing people to stone the felons to death.
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Some allow them to finish themselves off in a prison cell.
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Which is a convoluted way of killing someone to death, drop by drop, minute by minute, breath by breath.
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Yes – and solitary confinement is the most effective of all (apparently)
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It’s good to know he ended up with such a lucrative career, and looking after his parents too, what a great guy!
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It being a pleasure inspiring you, thanks Andrea!
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Did Micky turn to crime because he inherited his dad’s criminal genes, or because he was raised to be bad? The age old question of nature vs. nurture.
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As you would know from your own son, goodness is a combination of mother’s genes and mother’s nurture!
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Ah, Bruce, this one gave me another little surprise laugh. What’s good for some is a surprise to others.
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I would have thought Lisa that anyone who had hung around this blog so faithfully for so long would have ceased to have been surprised any more!!
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Twisted! Love it!
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Thank you!
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This is one of the funniest posts I’ve read. Black comedy at its best!! I’ll think about this for a long time and chuckle.
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Thanks Nitin. Glad to have brightened someone’s day!! Much appreciated.
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