1563. Wash that mouth out

Jason was staying with an Italian family. He was in Italy to perfect his Italian. He’d learnt it pretty well at school and his parents thought that to send him to Italy on a home stay for several months would be the icing on the cake.

Through some agency or other a nice family to stay with was selected. The family lived in Bergamo, a city in the Lombardi region not too far north of Milan. What an adventure!

It didn’t take long for Jason to be gabbling away fluently in Italian. In fact he was masterful. He even joined the local library and read books in Italian as well.

The Giunta Family were delightful; so kind and welcoming. They had two sons, quite a bit younger than Jason, and a daughter roughly the same age as Jason. Jason and Klarissa got on well. It was therefore quite logical that Jason should ask… ask her… what were…

If there was one thing Jason didn’t know about the Italian language it was the dirty words. You don’t really know a language until you can swear in it, with proper cause of course. So Jason asked Klarissa. “Could you tell me what the swear words are in Italian? What are the dirty words?”

Fourteen year old Klarissa rushed to her father. “Jason has used some naughty words to me! Jason wants to talk naughty words to me!”

Jason was on the next plane home.

29 thoughts on “1563. Wash that mouth out

        1. Bruce Goodman Post author

          Not too good! We have translators from all over the place using debt collectors hassling us 24 hours a day demanding pay – and of course we haven’t been paid ourselves since November (and other reasons too like the Bank not accepting Canadian cheques in American dollars!) So we are down to the last penny!! There seems to be little we can do other than sort of hang around and wait!! And it’s terrible having to hang around without wine!!!!!!

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    1. Bruce Goodman Post author

      Rain thunder and lightning for the next 10 days. It’s as if heaven is staging a production of “King Lear”! I trust your summer is not seeing too much of Barry?

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