Lavinia seemed forever to have a cold. Her nose was endlessly running. She’d use a box of tissues, or half a box at least, every day. She went to see a specialist.
The specialist suggested to Lavinia that she had an allergy. Did she have a cat? A dog? A pet cockatoo? Perhaps she should stop eating bread for a while and see what happens. Perhaps she was allergic to milk, or chocolate, or nuts. After tests, none of these were shown to be the cause of Lavinia’s runny nose.
The specialist did further tests. At last the allergy was discovered! Lavinia was allergic to dust created from dried cockroach poop. To be honest, Lavinia’s house was constantly invaded by cockroaches. Lavinia paid to have her home completely debugged and cleaned. It didn’t work. Lavinia still had a constant cold.
No one had noticed the cockroach that had crawled up and lodged itself deep in Lavinia’s sinuses.
You’re getting darker.
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Thanks – I’m trying to match your seasons!
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Political or nature’s?
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Nature!
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Ugh! No! No no no!
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It happened to someone I know (who lives in New Mexico)!
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And did the eggs grow?
Did the person blow?
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It was a major op!
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That doesn’t rhyme!
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Some of us revel in writing post-modern versification.
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Or ran out of long o sounds….
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I’ve heard of this happening in the ear also. I’m not sure I’d recover emotionally from something like that.
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I don’t think I’d recover from spraying an entire can of fly spray up my nostrils!
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Oh, ick, ick, ick!
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I’d rather mice than cockroaches!
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The spine-chilling story begins where it ends.
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This was meant to be the second insect story, but I changed yesterday’s because of the election in America!
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Ah! The resident First Roach!
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That’s kind of a happy ending!
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Me and my nose shall run – with your happy ending suggestion.
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Ugh, I’m quite disturbed this is based on a true story!
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They say cockroaches will take over the world after a holocaust, so I guess taking over after a few sneezes is nothing.
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A pure nightmare.Those nits sound like dear family pets.
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LOL! Yes – all in the family!
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Nope. Can’t handle this one.
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Sniff! Sniffle!
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