(This is a translation of an actual poster in France)
After entering this church, you may hear “the call of God”. However, it is unlikely he will call you on his mobile. Thank you for turning off your phones.
If you wish to talk to God, by all means do so. Come in and choose a quiet place.
If you wish to see Him, send a text while driving.
Weave a Web 
That’s funny!
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Thanks !
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You’re welcome.
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Modern day scripture! True and funny. Mind if I borrow this, Bruce, acknowledging your blog?
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You’re most welcome to borrow, Eric!
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Amen to that.
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Thanks! Alleluia!
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That’s great 🙂
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Thanks – I should’ve given the French version of the poster as well – and now I can’t find it.
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That’s great!🤣😬
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Reblogged this on Letters from Athens and commented:
Couldn’t resist re-blogging this! From Bruce Goodman’s great blog, Weave a Web.
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Thanks – you’re most welcome!
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Will re-blog, I love it!
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Superb!
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Thank you, Chris! I wish I could take credit for it!
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That is surely from the New (Age) Testament.
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It’s verging on Armageddon if you ask me!
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Well you have got to agree, haven’t you 💜
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Yes – it happens too often!
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I do agree, I get so angry and shout ” get off your phone your in charge of a killing machine!! “
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Oh yes, very clever. Love it. 😀
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Yes – it’s a great notice!
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