Sian was in the foulest of moods. She had been asked to be matron-of-honour at her best friend’s wedding. Of course she said “yes!” Sian and Delia had been friends since way back. It was not at all surprising that Delia had asked Sian to be matron-of-honour. This was Delia’s second marriage. Sian had been bridesmaid at the first.
Sian and Delia had spent hours and hours selecting the dress for Sian to wear. Sian said she would pay for it. It was part of her wedding gift. And shoes to match the dress! And now the wedding wasn’t going to happen.
Sian was spitting tacks. After all that money she had spent on the dress and shoes. They weren’t exactly items of clothing that could be thrown on before one popped down to the local store to buy a tin of sweetened condensed milk. And Sian had arranged to have her hair done. And her nails. And now the wedding was off.
Did I mention the deposit on the horse and carriage? The bride was to arrive and leave the cathedral in a horse and carriage and Sian had made the booking. Do you think they would give the deposit back?
It was all money down the drain. And what will she do with the expensive wedding cake that was already made, iced, collected, and paid for? Sian was simply trying to do the best for her friend by organizing all these wedding things, and paying for most of them at the time even though she would get paid back later. And now the wedding was off.
What was she meant to do with the expensive cufflinks she had bought for the groom and best man to wear. Money, money, money squandered on a ridiculous non-event.
Why Delia’s fiancé had to drop dead two days before the wedding was anyone’s guess.
She could offload the cake on me. I love cake!
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No wonder you have heart concerns!! As I do!!
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But does it stop us? From eating that is. 🎂🍰🥧
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Let us eat cake – as I often say!
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Men!
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LOL!!
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🙂
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Nicely done.
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Thanks Alex!
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Masterfully done, BA.
By the way, your list is a hit.
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What a tragedy! The closing line is particularly scandalous. I am tempted to imagine the groom was having an affair with the generous friend of the bride.
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All the characters in these stories are morally upright citizens.
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Ay! Those are but reflections of a planet that has institutionalised decadence.
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