Herbert and his daughter Dolly were on to a good thing. Dolly was rather photogenic and would post her voluptuousicity on the dating pages of the internet. Some handsome lawyer would soon fall for her, and shower her with requests. Dolly always insisted on gifts sent by some online company or other. There were lots of online catalogues to choose from.
As things went further down the track, they would arrange to meet. The gifts continued of course. That is when Dolly’s father, Herbert, stepped in. No way could they meet with his daughter, he angrily texted. There was to be no further communication.
So far, Dolly has been proposed to forty-two times. Usually she sells the gifts on.
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voluptuousicity?
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!! I rather proudly invented it!!
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Of course you did. What was I thinking? 🙂
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😀
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If only I had her voluptuousicity and a father and was a few (okay, many) decades younger !
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These days if you were younger and had voluptuousicity you might end up in deep water.
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Stormy Waters would be my name.
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Now that is catchy – Stormy in a Teacup would also be appropriate.
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At the risk of lowering the tone even further, maybe Stormy in a D-Cup???
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LOL!! That doesn’t (c)leave much to the imagination.
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Age old merchandise executed with modernistic medium and means. But then that is how one sells one’s soul, bit by bit, till the dregs which no one one would care to sniffle at.
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I believe you have just made an insightful comment on modern day politics…
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She has a good thing going with her volupuousicity!
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Yes – volupuousicity being a word I invented for her brand of knitwear.
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Man, you could go so far with this premise!!!! I loved it.
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