Eight year old Annie wanted to go to Disneyland but her mother said she couldn’t afford it. Annie came up with an idea. It was a hot day. She would sell cold water at the gate.
The water wasn’t really that cold. It had been in the fridge only for a little while. Annie made a sign:
COLD WATER 5 sents Help me get to Dinseyland
All sorts of kind people passing by purchased a drink of water. Some even paid more than the five cents. By the middle of the afternoon, Annie had collected seven dollars fifteen. Then a bossy lady turned up:
“You want to get to Disneyland? I’ll get you to Disneyland. Where’s your licence to sell water? I’m phoning the police.”
The bossy lady phoned the police and a policeman turned up and made Annie shut down her business. But the reporters were there too from the local television station. The bossy lady had phoned them as well.
By sundown an outraged millionaire had paid for Annie’s entire family to go to Disneyland.
A happy ending. I was so wrong with my prediction. Well when life gives you water…
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Not everyone automatically gets poisoned – only 99% of the time.
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I’ll drink to that. Wait a second, this tastes funny…
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Cheers!
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Oh Bruce. You’ve been reading the news.
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I read of the police shutting down the lemonade stand, but I added the bit about the outraged millionaire – because as you know I like my stories to end happily!
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I hate it when you forget to kill little girls and boys.
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😀 😀 😀 😀
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Many times, the adult who lost her inner child (and it’s almost always a woman who shuts these things down) wishes to have never met the child, whose GRANDPARENTS show up and make the bossy lady’s life a nightmare.
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That’s what grandparents are for!
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Go bossy lady, she knew what she was doing all along!
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The bossy lady deserves a medal!
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Good grief! Another happy ending! What’s come over you, Bruce?
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Having a happy ending can be the surprise twist ending!
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