Florrie was not one to sit back and let life stop because she was getting older. For her seventy-fifth birthday she had organised a parachute jump. She would be strapped to a hopefully handsome muscular young man and they would jump out of the plane. He would guide her safely to the ground.
Well, the truth was, upon arrival at the venue Florrie discovered that the young man wasn’t as muscular and strapping as she’d hoped. That didn’t greatly matter of course; she was in it for the big jump.
And jump they did! Happy seventy-fifth, Florrie! It was most unfortunate that the parachute didn’t open.
That’s a nasty way to commit suicide. I pity the young, not-so-muscular assistant.
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The young, not-so-muscular assistant should be taken to court for assisting suicide.
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Was it really suicide? Perhaps the parachute was made on a Friday, the day before the technician was off on holiday.
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Well, you have to remember that in this story (which is fiction) no one is described as dying…
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Glad to hear it.
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Love your black sense of humour:))
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Thank you – but who said I was cracking a joke?!
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Well, I burst in to a bitter laughter
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Why wasn’t I surprised?
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Am I getting predictable?!
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You are getting serial 😉
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!!
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Other than the jumping out of a plane part, I quite like Florrie’s idea of being strapped to a hopefully handsome muscular young man. 🙂
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I think jumping out of a plane negates the thought of even having a polite conversation with someone attractive…
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That’s one way of getting ‘the bumps’ on your birthday!
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The parachute not opening would have ironed out a few age wrinkles.
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Oh chute
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So sad! I did the jump when I was 72, but I’m still here!
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The only way I’d jump would be if I was already dead!
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