It was Sunday morning. Emmeline’s alarm went off. The clock was telling her to get out of bed and go to church. Instead Emmeline turned over and snuggled sleepily into her warm bed.
Later she thought she would get up and make a lovely Sunday brunch. When she got out of bed she hit her head on the bedpost and died. Emmeline went straight to hell, where she will roast in a burning fire for eternity.
So much for snuggling up in a warm bed.
God must be crazy to send Emmeline to Hell for snuggling in her bed on a lazy Sunday morning.
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Just trying to expose the literal bastards of Western (and Middle Eastern and Eastern) society!
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Wow. I wonder what eternal punishment the serial killer got.
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Seems reasonable. I mean really…… no brainer.
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You’re always the epitome of reasonability… damn it.
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Stuff like that happens…its why we turn the bedroom tv to televangelists on Sunday morning…. just in case.
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Now there’s a good way to get the lazy out of bed in the mornings!
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And now she’ll always have a warm bed!
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Hell would be having toast crumbs in a warm bed.
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An eternity in the warmest bed of all!
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Sorry but this made me laugh! Thank you for this piece. I don’t know if it’s serious but I like it. Dark humour. Amazing
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Thanks Victoria! Glad it made you have a good laugh!
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