Even in the jungles of darkest Africa, the wild creatures wondered how to celebrate most appropriately the 1300th story on this blog.
“Why don’t we,” suggested the pretty hyena, “celebrate with a dance?”
“A dance is a good idea,” added the elusive tiger, “but why not combine it with a feast?”
“A feast it is!” declared the imperial lion. “We shall celebrate the 1300th story on this blog with a massive feast.”
All the animals of the African jungle did just that. They attacked en masse the people of an entire village. There was plenty for all, although not a scrap left. And there was blood all over the place! What a feast! What a celebration! Congratulations!