So, Sleeping Beauty had a bit of apple stuck in her throat and she had fallen asleep and everything had grown rampant over her castle and ninety years later a macho handsome prince came along with a machete and knocked back the vegetation then kissed the princess who woke up. It was ninety years later silly.
She was all wrinkled and looked like death warmed up.
Weave a Web 
Hah, I am first ro see you, nkw that I am in another hemisphere.
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I must start posting later!
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She’ll be right as rain with a little Botox!
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Let’s hope Prince Charming can afford to pay for it.
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You have developed a new class of twist weapon. It looks innocuous, and is loaded with irony and satire. It kind of hurls bitter truths on the human visage.
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I never thought of that – so must work on it! Thanks, Uma.
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Cor – that’s a choker
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Gasp!
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Touché
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