It was Beryl’s birthday coming up. Grandma Nola went shopping.
“Have you got any of those summer hats that fold up tiny and you can slip into your pocket?” asked Grandma Nola of the shop assistant.
“I’m sorry,” said the shop assistant, “but we’re sold out.”
“That’s alright,” said Grandma Nola. “I’ll shop for it earlier next year.”
“My granddaughter likes to go hiking. Have you got any of those silver blanket things that fold up tiny and you can slip into it and not get hypothermia if you’re lost overnight in the forest?” asked Grandma Nola of the shop assistant.
“I’m sorry,” said the shop assistant, “but we’re sold out.”
“That’s alright,” said Grandma Nola. “I’ll shop for it earlier next year.”
“Have you got any of those things you wind when you want to recharge your cell phone and there’s no power connection? Like when you’re stuck up a mountain and your cellophane’s flat and it’s an emergency,” asked Grandma Nola of the shop assistant.
“I’m sorry,” said the shop assistant, “but we’re sold out.”
“That’s alright,” said Grandma Nola. “I’ll shop for it earlier next year.”
But what Grandma Nola didn’t know was that for her there would be no next year.
Lovely – sad but very lovely
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Thank you, Deb.
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Oh, Bruce. But, at least it wasn’t little Beryl. Or, was it, it could be read either way, really.
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I intended it to be the older person – but you’ve given me an idea!…
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Always glad to be of service, BA.
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It is very much in the tradition of fairy tales –the little girl and her generous grandmother and the joyous occaison, the silly never-say-yes shopowner, the dreamy questions and innocuous answers in refrain, and the sadness lurking about the year end. On a side note, you are back in the business of culling people!
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I like to cull people as a side hobby – or I would if it wasn’t dangerous these days to say so.
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I understand that, Bruce. Someone is going to report on us to MIB (Men in Black) one of these days…
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Sometimes you are so predictable, Bruce – good one though
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Thank you, Derrick!
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I’m just glad Grandma Nola doesn’t know.
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Let’s hope she doesn’t read this blog!
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Can you block her???
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Blocking is too technical for me. I presume there’s a button somewhere…
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