Yvane had led a pretty hard life. He got his two top front teeth knocked out in a pub brawl. You know how expensive it is to get that fixed? Yvane simply didn’t have the money.
Yvane came up with a plan; the next burglary he did he made sure he got caught. The judge sent him to prison for a short time. While there, the government paid for him to have his teeth fixed.
He is a smart one. lol
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Indeed!
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Out here in our incredible country, he could have got the matching two incisors knocked off too in the jail and the state wouldn’t have given two hoots.
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Actually I’ve subsequently learnt that here in this country prisons don’t pay for teeth!
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Bad landing!
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Very post-modern. Totally unresearched and unreliable!
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And yet, we blindly believe you! 🙂
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Being boringly uncharismatic is such a burden!
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Hah! That’s a false description, and you know it. Fishing for compliments, are you? 🙂
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I’m feeling too weary to fish for compliments… Haven’t caught up with having moved house 2 months ago!
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That’s not good to hear, Bruce.
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At least I’m not rushing around Italy and needing to get home!
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Somebody had to do it:
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I can’t load it Derrick – youtube is too heavy on the download usage!
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Never mind. I’m sure you know the song
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If he’s lucky enough to be inside for four years, he can get himself a free university education, too! He’ll be a new man when he gets out.
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Now that’s a brilliant idea!
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Here in the US, we’d pay to have him made into a woman, too, if he so desired….
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They say the food is better in women’s prisons so I don’t blame those who go for a sex change!
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