1232. A modern day Dear John letter

Quite frankly I’m shocked. I put your name into a search engine and I’d now like to end our relationship. There are ways and means of doing things, and times and places, and you’d think that a modern person, such as you like to call yourself, could do better than that.

I was disgusted; I think more disgusted than I’ve been in a long time. I asked my father about it, and he said, “Dump her. Dump her as fast as you can say Jack Robinson.” So I’m doing that. I don’t want to have anything to do with you anymore.

You must be the only person in the world left who doesn’t appear on the search engines. My father says if a person’s name don’t appear near the top by the age of seventeen they ain’t gonna do much else in life either. You’re in your late teens and I see you’ve achieved nothing. You could’ve at least have posted a photo or something. If you typed in my name you’d see I appear all over the place, and pretty sexy too I reckon. You’ve got to get up and go in this world today. You’re a nobody. Just remember that; a nobody, and always will be. All the best.

10 thoughts on “1232. A modern day Dear John letter

  1. umashankar

    Now that is a blinding shame for a modern person to have been overlooked by Google and the rest! All Peggy (assumed name of the felon) needed to do was post a shot of hers in bikini. Or that is what John or Jack or Mark Robinson or the grandson of Steve Jefferson Ma thought. Margaret was the queen of the Dark Net.

    A stinging satire on the obsession of a prominent species on the third rock from the sun. More the shame if one doesn’t have a blog.

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