Gretel was a baby magpie. Her little brother was Alecsandre. They were together in a nest near the top of a pine tree. Their mother and father spent all day bringing them food.
Gretel loved it when a breeze blew the branches back and forth, back and forth. Wheeee!
And then the time came to leave the nest. Alecsandre left first. Gretel stepped up to the edge of the nest.
“No one told me we were this high up in the air,” said Gretel. “It’s terrifying.”
“Don’t be such a baby,” said Alecsandre, flying back to the nest. “Just jump.”
“Jump?” screamed Gretel. “I’ll fall to the ground and die.”
“You won’t,” said Alecsandre. “You’ll fly.”
“I can’t,” said Gretel.
Alecsandre gave Gretel a push. She flew.
“Look at me!” marvelled Gretel. “I am flying like an eagle!”
But she wasn’t flying like an eagle at all, silly. She was flying like a magpie!
“Another wretched magpie,” said Farmer Jasper aiming his gun.
Ah the sweet brevity of life!
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😀 ! Have you ever thought of writing librettos for operettas!!
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I wouldn’t know my operetta from my elbow!
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I was reminded with your “Ah the sweet brevity of life!” of the song in “Naughty Marietta” – “Ah sweet mystery of life at last I’ve found you”!!
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We have so many here in our neighborhood, wish Gretel had come here, she’d be safe! By the way I love the Maggies’ song
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Yes – I like the song too – especially if there’s a crowd of them!
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Someone tackle that Farmer Jasper to the ground and spike his gun barrel.
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Go to it, Yvonne!
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Oh, God! Yet another of your gems: beautiful, vivid, funny, crisp and cruel.
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Thank you, Uma! Rather embarrassedly, I like the cruel bit!!
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Bruce at his best
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Thank you, Derrick.
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What did that dratted farmer have against them? Was he going to eat Gretel?
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The N.Z. magpies are an Australian import and can be a bit of a pest – at nesting attacking every human who sticks their head out the window!
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Just as I suspected–it’s better to huddle safe in the nest than to try and soar like an eagle.
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It depends on where Joy takes you!
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Hopefully Joy will take me to a nice safe wine bar!
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Well, I didn’t expect that ending. Nice twist! Leaving the nest is risky business.
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Thank you, Christopher. Glad to have caught you out!
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I was expecting a nice happy theme of parents pushing their young adult offspring out of the nest! btw; if you are interested, I wrote a story with a similar theme to yours. It’s called The Rabbit that Wasn’t Right in the Head: https://christopherjohnlindsay.wordpress.com/2017/03/11/red-riding-hood/
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