I can’t answer the phone at present as I’m sitting on the toilet. But if you leave your number I’ll get back to you before wiping your message.
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I can’t answer the phone at present as I’m sitting on the toilet. But if you leave your number I’ll get back to you before wiping your message.
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Ha, ha – love it!
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Thanks, Chris. I had a nephew who ALWAYS said on the phone “Dad’s on the toilet”!
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That’ll get rid of the cold-callers! Do you have them in NZ?
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We most certainly have them!
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😕
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If you are waiting for an important phone call, there are 2 ways to ensure it’ll happen: hop in the shower or go to the loo.
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!!
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That is a fine, gravelly touch.
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To be spoken with a gravelly voice…
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If you play poker on the toilet, do you get a Royal Flush? 🙂
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Not if you’re playing with yourself.
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Flushed with success …
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What you need is a cordless phone so you can chat with sound effects.
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You’re going to need extra TP!
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😀
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