Albert was for ever playing little tricks on his children. For example, when he was driving over a railway crossing with his kids in the back seat, he would stop on the railway line, pretend the car stalled, and ask “Any trains coming?”
The kids would always scream, “NO!”
Of course, Albert always checked both ways before pretending to stall on the railw…
His sense of humour was derailed 😉
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You’re on track.
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I train all the time
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That should keep you unstationary.
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Or make you run out of steam
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Yes I suppose if you run out of steam you’ll be puffed.
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I wouldn’t want you to get carriage away
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That’s very encarriaging. Just the ticket.
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I like how you engineered that comment
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Oh dear, I guess that one rebounded on him.
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It certainly would’ve stopped him dead in his tracks!
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What can I say after all those puns? We used to put pennies on the tracks and collect them completely flattened after the train ran over them. At least there you might only lose your fingers.
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You should sell them on a hot day for a dollar and call it Penny Squash.
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Ay! Never mess with the messengers of death. Unfortunately, he can’t be charged with first degree murder of his children.
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Too true, Uma. Although there are times when it might seem a blessing!
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He should have tried a dodge
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True – but thank goodness it wasn’t an old bomb.
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