Renaldo’s mother was obsessed with tips about health that she gleaned from the internet. The things that poor Renaldo had to eat and do! The simplest piece of dietary advice was the old adage, “An apple a day keeps the doctor away.”
Anyway, Renaldo choked on a bit of apple and there wasn’t time to call the doctor.
No one ever died eating chocolate.
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Or licorice.
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Oh, just go back to your cleaning, man.
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What? No one knew the Heimlich maneuver? Tsk, tsk …
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Surely you wouldn’t expect me to rescue someone in one of my stories!!
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Loved your response Bruce
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Why not? Think of the shock value!
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Now there’s a point!!
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That is vintage Bruce Goodman.
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Drink up!
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You got that down to a t
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Brilliant 🍏🍏🍏
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Thank you, Denzil!
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