(This posting is in response to The Grey Divorcee’s blog!)
NOTICE
Visitors to the area are warned that they are entering a habitat frequented by bears. Alertness is advised at all times. The proximity of bears can be noted by observing fresh bear poo. It is easy to identify as it usually contains elements of clothing.
Weave a Web 
Ha ha. That last statement. Classic Bruce.
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Thank you! It’s nice to be thought a Classic – sort of like Milton’s “Paradise Lost”!
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Oh my gosh–I love this!
Fortunately, “my” bear only eats garbage and blackberries (if his poo is to be believed)…although I may have seen the shiny buckle of a cat collar…
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Eek!
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Love it 🙂
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Thanks, Andrea!
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Ah, Bruce, I was ready for a good belly laugh!
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Thanks, Lisa. Just remember to keep a watch out on your walks!
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Looks like your friend had a narrow escape! I reckon it wouldn’t be pleasant ending up either in the trap or the poo. Trust you to sneak in the ‘clothing’.
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😀
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Oh! Shit!
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That’s almost more than I can bear!
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🙂
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