Randy, Chuck, and Kurt were three teenagers on a boys’ camp. They were in the tent at night and Randy said, “Let’s see who can tell the best bit of porn.”
Kurt said he’d go first.
“There was the woman and she sent her son out one evening to get something for dinner. She told him to buy something decent and not come back with fast food. So he came back with some snails.”
“That’s not porn,” said Chuck.
“Oh,” said Kurt, “I thought you said corn.”
I think Kurt, with his cute corn story, is the innocent in the group. I hope the others are kind to him.
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Yes, he doesn’t sound like he’d be overly capable of telling a non-corn!
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That was a corny tale! What followed perhaps was censored by the conscientious writer.
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The conscientious writer possibly hasn’t done enough reading to write stuff worth the censor’s red pen.
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Well, that must have gained you a few clicks 🙂
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Visitation, in fact, went down considerably!
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🙂
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Poor chuck, his in-tent-ions were good…
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Thanks for that terrible pun – but I shall let sleeping bags lie.
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But it was the content of your post that sporned it!
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!!
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Snails and corn? I’m glad he was innocent!
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Aw! Shucks!
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Boys 🙂
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True!
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A story with corn that isn’t corny
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or porn that isn’t porny…
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