Hi Blogging-Boo-Boo-Blondie.
We’ve followed each other’s blogs for so long now that I almost feel like I know you. You must have buried yourself deep in my psyche because last night you appeared in one of my dreams.
You were a lot shorter in the real than I thought you were. I always thought you were relatively tall. But no! You are quite dumpy. When you threw off your dress I got the fright of my life. Thank goodness you were wearing something underneath. But the bulges! I never knew you were that over-weight. In fact, from the photos on your blog, I thought you were quite thin.
The thing I would like to know is why did you refuse to shake my hand? Quite frankly, it upset me. I put out my hand to introduce myself and you looked at me like I was stupid or something. I never knew you were that rude. I’ve always thought we were friends, and then once we get to meet you weren’t as polite as I thought. In fact you were straight-out almost offensive if you ask me.
Anyway, we can carry on sharing our blogs I suppose, but it was a good lesson for me not to take everyone at face value.
If you met me in your dreams you’d realise I was actually a 6 foot 2 wrestler called Hank, perhaps better to leave me in the virtual world where I belong…
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My! What a hunk is Hank!
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Okay, I promise to lose some weight and grow a few centimeters before we meet.
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Dare I compare you to a hippopotamus?
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Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles!
PS: There was a reason Thomas Pynchon hid away most of his life.
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My favourite Captain Haddock expression! In fact, my cousin (same age as me) used to say it as a kid, and I always thought it was swearing!
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For a moment I too thought ‘blogging-boo-boo-blondie’ was swearing before realising the deep-rooted satire!
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!!!!!
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Huh. In my dreams you always look like a goat. A skinny one.
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Baa baa baa!!
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Most perceptive, Bruce. We only present our best sides 🙂
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That’s true indeed!
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Good thing I attended the Bloggers Bash in London this year. Got to realize that many of my blogging friends are a lot like me – not hippos, though – just sort of normal. Loved the satire – how many of us haven’t worried about bulges?
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Thanks Noelle. I gave up worrying about bulges a little while back!!
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