Him: So I said I reckon they’d say “We blame you for it”.
Her: Blame me? Why blame me? I’ve nothing to do with it.
Him: No. Blame me. I reckon they’d blame me.
Her: So why did you say blame me if you meant blame you?
Him: I didn’t. I said me all along.
Her: You didn’t. You said me.
Him: I did not. You’re not listening.
Her: It’s you that’s not listening, not me.
Him: Look! All I said was I reckon they’d say “It all your fault.” That’s all.
Her: There you go again. Quite frankly, I’ve had enough. We’re obviously not getting along.
Him: That’s what they’re blaming me for. They said “If the relationship doesn’t work it’ll be your fault.”
Her: My fault?
Him: My fault.
Her: My fault.
Him: My fault.
Her: Well at least we agree on something.
One must agree, English can be confusing.
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I presume you’re talking about the language! Bill English is our Prime Minister!!
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If one had meant Billy English, one might have specified. Maybe. Perhaps.
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I taught him – of course! In fact in one class I said “Sit down and shut up, English. You’ll be Prime Minister one day so learn to shut up now!”
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Bruce Almighty strikes again, but in the past. So, BA struck.
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LOL!!!
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Your PM’s son is a Medical intern and reports to my son here in NSW, so is it fair to say my son is teaching English! Small world, eh!
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Amazing!
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Very good wordplay.
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Thank YOU!
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I like the unravelling of the pronouns-ment. Mr Wodehouse would have approved!
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I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.
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When the French Prime Minister visited was it vous or tu?
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I’m not sure, but if it was François Fillon he may have been just fillin-in
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🙂 and ha ha and lol
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