(The poetic form selected for this month is the English or Shakespearean Sonnet).
Dare I compare you to a hippopotamus?
You know you’re overweight and find it difficult
To wear nice clothes that fit and aren’t preposterous.
It’s really not your fault; it’s how you’re built.
You call me your giraffe because I’m thin.
I try to eat a lot but nothing works.
I walk on legs that look like skinny pins.
You laugh at me, and yes! your laughter irks.
But what a pair we are! The butt of jokes!
The fatty and the skinny grocery shopping!
One short, one tall, a pair, a gal and bloke,
The hippo and giraffe, one lean, one whopping.
And yet you are my love, my day, my night,
My sun, my moon, my stars, my world, my light.
To hear the poem read aloud click HERE.
I love it! Jack Sprat could eat no fat….😊💕
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Never thought of that! Thanks!
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You are such a sentimental chap.
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Thanks! It pays to be sensitive as well!
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I just saw this on social media, and thought you might appreciate it. Click on an element to see its very own haiku. http://vis.sciencemag.org/chemhaiku/
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I liked it Yvonne.
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Thanks for guiding me there.
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Thanks for that link. I have just spent the last three days typing out documents on the explosive properties of aluminium, each time spelling it with two i’s and having to correct it to the American spelling (because it was an American document). So I appreciated the haiku!
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Very nice Bruce.
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Thanks, Shubha.
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You have bestowed humourous grace on the Shakespearean Sonnet. It begs to be inducted into the stock of Nursery Rhymes.
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Thank you, Uma. I thought comparison with a hippopotamus was a vast improvement on Shakespeare’s clichéd comparison to “a summer’s day”!
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It is a startling perspective, indeed!
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😀
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The Bard would perhaps have enjoyed this – maybe more so if you’d worked in a Swan
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Thanks, Derrick! When it comes to swans, I stand mute.
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🙂
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Anything’s better than a summer’s day, I guess.
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Thanks – a hippopotamus is certainly more lovely and more temperate.
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Haha. I would kill for a sense of humour like yours.
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Thanks! I see where your own blog quotes one of my heroes: Flannery!
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Cute hippo. My mother was 2 inches taller than my dad.
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Hippos are hip!
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They are. I have a zoo related post scheduled for October. A hippo is the star.
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I look forward to it!
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Very nice and lots of fun – sort of a cross between AA Milne and Ogden Nash.
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Thank you! That comment was like honey to a bear!
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