Talia had a blog. Who doesn’t? She put all her thoughts into the one basket. All her friends from school gave her lots of likes. In fact, Talia was Ms Popularity. Boys gave likes on her blog even if it was a girly subject like makeup.
And then Henrica stole Talia’s boyfriend.
Talia’s boyfriend was Judd. Talia called him “Judd the Stud”, and now Henrica, who had buck teeth, had pinched him.
Talia hatched a plot from her basket of thoughts. She posted the most beautiful blog. It was about summer flowers and gentle breezes, stormy skies and kitten’s sneezes. It almost went viral. Three hundred and seventy-two likes in one day! In one day!
Pressing the editing button, Talia deleted all she had written and replaced it with “Henrica Sorenson is a total bitch”. The “Likes” remained. Three hundred and seventy-two likes in one day! All agreeing that Henrica was a worthless wench!
Henrica overdosed on her father’s blood-pressure pills. Now Talia can get Judd back.
You may have given me an idea …
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Yet another… (sigh!) I’ve been meaning to ask: are you doing ok?
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Better than you, by the sound of it! I hope you soon regain some semblance of health and energy.
I’m scheduled for more surgery in October so I can (hopefully) bend my right elbow again.
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At least you’ll still be able to genuflect when you see me coming.
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That’s what I’m aiming for, Bruce Almighty. 😇
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😀
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That, sir, was churlish! I mean, Mr Jeffrey Howard Archer can go hide his face in a ditch somewhere!
How are you doing now? I hope the flu has flown away by now.
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I like Jeffrey Archer (‘s books)! I still have the flu but am much improved, thanks. Have the most annoying dry cough that won’t go away. And it’s freezing outside!
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I have read only one of his novels. Not a book more, not a book less. But I do like his short stories.
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That was his best – more or less! Give or take a penny.
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You are the better judge, Bruce.
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What a jolly wheeze! Retro-fitting up.
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!! Indeed! Thanks, Keith.
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Say it like it is and you get a result
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😀 Thanks, Derrick.
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A very sneaky thought….
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!!
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