Little Red Riding Hood was skipping her way merrily through the forest, holding a basket of food that she was taking to her grandmother.
Suddenly a wolf appeared from nowhere.
“What big teeth you have,” said the wolf.
“There’s no need to get personal,” said Little Red Riding Hood.
“What big feet you have,” said the wolf.
“Now you’re getting silly,” said Little Red Riding Hood.
“Let me look in the basket to see what you are taking to your grandmother,” said the wolf.
“Go away,” said Little Red Riding Hood. “I hate it when little boys dress up and follow me around like a bad smell.”
So the Big Bad Wolf scampered off. He would try to find Anita Alder. She was a scaredy-pants. She always screamed when he gave her a fright.
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I like this Red Riding Hood, she’s sassy 🙂
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!! I wouldn’t trust her from here to the end of the forest!
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A much modernised version of Little Red Riding Hood. No need to bend the spoon for the spoon does not exist.
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Very Umaesque, thank you!
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Name Address Other Occupants Electoral Roll Director Info Length of Occupancy Neighbours Property Price
1 Anita J Alder
Age Guide: 40-44
Southend-On-Sea, Essex, SS3
Full Address
Jim G Alder
2013
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2 Anita S Alder
Age Guide: 60-64
Swindon, Wiltshire, SN5
Full Address
2007-17
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3 Anita J Alder
Age Guide: 50-54
Birmingham, West Midlands, B31
Full Address
Nichola D Alder Danielle A Alder
2002-17
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4 Anita M Alder Hastings, East Sussex, TN34
Full Address
David N Alder Richard J Alder
2002
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The wolf might find this interesting if he lives in UK
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Bloody hell, Derrick. As we say in the Antipodes. Bloomin’ heck (as we say in the Antipodes). Shitty death (as we say in the Antipodes). I tried to use a name that I thought no one would have!!!!
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🙂
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Nice to know RRH has a mouth! And that the wolf is a wuss,
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The wolf wuss a wuss!
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