1116. Big Bad Wolf

Little Red Riding Hood was skipping her way merrily through the forest, holding a basket of food that she was taking to her grandmother.

Suddenly a wolf appeared from nowhere.

“What big teeth you have,” said the wolf.

“There’s no need to get personal,” said Little Red Riding Hood.

“What big feet you have,” said the wolf.

“Now you’re getting silly,” said Little Red Riding Hood.

“Let me look in the basket to see what you are taking to your grandmother,” said the wolf.

“Go away,” said Little Red Riding Hood. “I hate it when little boys dress up and follow me around like a bad smell.”

So the Big Bad Wolf scampered off. He would try to find Anita Alder. She was a scaredy-pants. She always screamed when he gave her a fright.

9 thoughts on “1116. Big Bad Wolf

  1. derrickjknight

    Name Address Other Occupants Electoral Roll Director Info Length of Occupancy Neighbours Property Price
    1 Anita J Alder
    Age Guide: 40-44
    Southend-On-Sea, Essex, SS3
    Full Address
    Jim G Alder
    2013
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    2 Anita S Alder
    Age Guide: 60-64
    Swindon, Wiltshire, SN5
    Full Address
    2007-17
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    3 Anita J Alder
    Age Guide: 50-54
    Birmingham, West Midlands, B31
    Full Address
    Nichola D Alder Danielle A Alder
    2002-17
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    4 Anita M Alder Hastings, East Sussex, TN34
    Full Address
    David N Alder Richard J Alder
    2002
    View
    The wolf might find this interesting if he lives in UK

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    1. Bruce Goodman Post author

      Bloody hell, Derrick. As we say in the Antipodes. Bloomin’ heck (as we say in the Antipodes). Shitty death (as we say in the Antipodes). I tried to use a name that I thought no one would have!!!!

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