Herb had been sent home from school for swearing at a teacher. They’d phoned his father, and his father had said “What the … Where did he learn that from?” Herb started walking home. Then he noticed something he’d never seen before. There was a sign as he walked past the gas works:
NO SMOKING. DANGER OF EXPLOSION.
Herb lit a cigarette and threw it over the fence. He carried on walking. That should teach the town a lesson.
Nothing happened.
Herb went back. That’s when it happened.
Weave a Web 
Yes, he sure showed them, and at least he won’t be around to reproduce.
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That’ll learn him.
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That was a sucking explosion! Why the fish did he have to try his luck for the second time?
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Very fishy!
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Was he a dog revisiting…….?
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They do that, apparently!
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There was once a coyote who did things like that..
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I think the coyote survived for another movie!
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I like this story, but I was scrolling through your posts and read the woes of poor Clarence first. Then I read the title of this one. That was worth a pretty good chuckle.
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What mess in the bus such an explosion would make!!
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That definitely taught them!
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😀
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