Wilton wasn’t only stubborn, he was a bit of a rebel. Well, he liked to think so.
He was told not to smoke at work, but he did. “Silly rules are for breaking,” he said.
He was told he was to radio in to the office if he had to leave the machine and go for a comfort stop, but he didn’t. “Silly rules are for breaking,” he said.
He was told not to wear loose clothing, but he did. So it was a little unfortunate when his flappy sleeves got caught in the whirling blades of the pea harvester.
Weave a Web 
Well, I’d love to say I’m sorry, but silly rebels are for breaking…
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!! He possibly ended up quite ‘armless.
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That is a grim harvest. It is also your trademark stroke. I enjoy the equanimity with which you proceed in these stories.
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Thanks, Uma. I kind of enjoy trying to understate things. In real life I think I’m as bit of a drama queen!
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Even to the end we wondered whether he would set himself alight
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Thanks, Derrick. It’s hard not to give the show away everyday with both the picture and the tag.
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It certainly is 🙂
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I hear about accidents like this all the time – the guy was a walking Darwin award winner! Rules are there for a reason.
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“A walking Darwin award winner” – great phrase!!
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