As Janine backed the car out of the garage to take the two children to school she knew she’d run over the children’s pet cat. There was a bump.
“What was that?” asked Pedro.
“The car needs tuning. I have to take it in to get fixed later today,” said Janine.
She dropped the children at school, came home, gathered the dead cat, and put it in a box.
She would tell the children the cat had died. They could bury it in the garden and plant flowers on its grave. Then there would be the lengthy business of finding another kitten – Which one? Which colour? Which sex? Which size?
Thanks goodness Janine was experienced in the matter. It was their fourth cat in two years.
You’ve got poor dead cats on the brain!
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Which goes to show there’s a convergence in the universe.
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I almost cried reading this. My Dad hated cats but Mom wouldn’t marry him until he came around. He fell in love with a cat we had when we lived in Plymouth, and it nearly killed him when he backed out of our garage and ran it over it. He was a cat person until the day he died.
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I was like that with dogs! I always said dogs are for farmers and the blind. And then one day one turned up on the doorstep… !
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What a heartless woman Janine was. When our neighbour hit their own cat ( survived because it used up all 9 lives in one go), I was distraught 😦
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Perhaps one has to be slightly hard to own a pet?
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I am sure Janine is preparing herself for bigger things. The psychopath was captured in your trademark style.
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Definitely a cat-astrophic psychopath.
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You have cat-egorically asserted the fact.
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I guess a leopard can’t change its spots.
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True. It would look silly in stripes.
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Depends if the spotted leo-pard was wearing a striped leo-tard.
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And I thought devil wears Prada.
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LOL!!
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I don’t like Janine, no I don’t.
You say I should forgive
I say I won’t.
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You don’t
So you won’t
Is better than
You can’t
So you shan’t.
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It’s true
I agree with you.
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Maybe they should get something bigger. Usual great ending.
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Thanks, Derrick.
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