1019. Death notice


Diamonique wrote her own death notice:

I don’t want no flowers. I don’t want no cards. No funeral, just a cremation and no one’s to come. Nothing. I’d like everyone to know that I hated them as much as they hated me. Burn all my stuff. No free handouts for my greedy relatives.

P.S. Guess what Diamonique? The family are having one hell of a party.

13 thoughts on “1019. Death notice

  1. Yvonne

    Uh-oh. I don’t want no funeral, no flowers, no cards, no music, just cremate me. I guess my family will be partying! (I hope so, anyhow.)

    1. Bruce Goodman Post author

      But… dear friend… you must not cut off the ability to let others grieve… ! 😀 I always think it makes it difficult when they say “no flowers… no cards…” What else can you do? (I’m not trying to be difficult!) I have a distinct advantage – few family, few friends, no one who would come anyway to a funeral or send flowers or write a card…. I’d leave the lot to science if… (Damn it… not even that’s normal!)


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