It’s very interesting listening to what other people have to say – if only you’d shut up for a minute, Giles… It’s very interesting listening to what other people have to say and if… shut up Giles… if I had a penny for every time someone told me about… Giles if you don’t have anything sensible to say then just shut up. You go on and on and on and nothing makes sense. You rabbit on about sweet nothing and no one’s listening so just shut up. Now, where was I?
That’s right… I was going to tell you about the time… Oh for goodness sake. Not again. Look at that. That’s the third time today that’s happened. Don’t just stand there, Giles, looking like a decoration. Do something about it. It’s the third time today. Some people have no idea about the proper way things should be done. If I had a penny for every time… Giles do something! Do something about it! Oh for goodness sake. I’ve had a gutsful.
I was trying to tell you about… oh my goodness it’s going to rain. It always rains when I’m about to start. It’s like pressing a button, step outside to do the… there! They’re doing it again, shut up Giles, I forgot my umbrella. Be a darling Giles and dash inside and get my umbrella oh for goodness sake, for goodness sake what a mess you’re not listening
You’re describing many people I know!
They’re in every nook and cranny!
I know these people, too.
Bye!
We are getting over run!
Well, dear….uh huh…as I was going to…sorry, of course… yes, you’re right…but….what I wanted to say, dear…was….
maybe you should switch to de-caf…?.
It’s only in the mornings!
I think Giles is the one with the gutsful! Time for an intervention – maybe a gag for his wife!
A gag – an excellent idea!
Well, how about this corny gag:
Why was the sand wet?
Because the sea weed.
Great Scott, Yvonne! Why did the chair back? Sofa spring.
Huh????
Are you hunkered down in the post-election bunker, Bruce Almighty?
No! I have been busy being taken to court by previous landlords who wanted 5 and a half thousand for property damage. The judge told them to go jump in the lake and awarded us $1010.00! So I have been celebrating both the just justice system and the democratic process! Besides – I’ve grown quickly tired again of the blogging thing. I’m going in future to post willy-nilly when I want!
That is such wonderful news, Bruce! Hoooooray!
This darn blogging thing, I don’t blame you for suffering from ennui … We’ll see you when we see you.
In breaking news, Leonard Cohen has died. 😦 He was supposed to live forever.
Leonard Cohen was a sailor
And he walked upon the water….
You’ve got that right, just like his lesser known brother JC. 😉
Did you say something Bruce….no of course you didn’t, now where was I?
Typical, typical. You never listen, Andrea.
Bruce, I had a fit by the time I reached the end. And yet, the world is not without its fixated morons…
I am most unhappy that I was able to realistically impersonate a fixated moron… 😀