What a furore! It was in all the papers. Farmers wanted to introduce the African Dung Beetle to the country.
“There’s too much cow shit lying about,” said Farmer Harry. “It can’t decompose fast enough. The cow poo needs a helping hand, and the African Dung Beetle is just what the doctor ordered. It’s just the ticket. It’s almost too good to be true.”
The members of Gaea, the Mother Earth Society, were up in arms.
“The introduction of a foreign species will cause irreparable harm to the balance of the environment. For starters, it will increase the amount of methane floating into the stratosphere.”
The Government intervened. They set up a Commission to investigate the pros and cons of introducing the African Dung Beetle. Farmer Harry was appointed chairperson.
“Farmer Harry is a farmer,” protested Gaea, the Mother Earth Society. “He is in favour of the introduction of the African Dung Beetle. There’s no chance in hell he could be objective.”
So the Government appointed Ms Brasilia Bojovic-Hogwood to be the chairperson of the Commission. She was the Founding President of Gaea, the Mother Earth Society.
Gaea, the Mother Earth Society’s members were delighted.
“At last!” they said, “some objectivity can be brought into the discussion.”
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Perspectives, perspectives – and we all think ours is the right one! Nice one Bruce.
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Thank you, Rob!
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Hypothesis: it’s impossible for any living thing to be objective about dung.
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As the cow said: “Bull s**t”!
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Everybody’s got an opinion!
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That’s the problem with the world! I remember (years ago) being asked for my opinion on the French nuclear testing in the Pacific. I said I didn’t have an opinion. Well! I just about had my head blown off.
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Yes, and it’s worse than ever now. People seem to be flattered when asked in polls and surveys, what they think—about any dang thing, even if they really can’t know much about it— on Amazon, Twitter, Snapchat, Facebook, etc…etc… The trend, now, is to insult those who don’t agree with your opinion, about politics, for example, as “low information” neanderthals. It might be good to have less information (read propaganda) and a bit more knowledge and wisdom, before venturing opinions. ( As you might surmise, it’s cranky time here….and I refuse to have an opinion for or against it.)
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LOL! Why can’t people be like us and have reasonable opinions about things?
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😀
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Sisyphus!!
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It’s on a roll!
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Look, let’s import the dung beetle. If they start to cause environmental problems, we’ll just import the dung beetle-beetle to control them.
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And then the dung-dung…
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which is a dung dong song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZ-pNCOuBlg
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Those allergies! I thought it was going to be Ding Dong the witch is dead!
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Be reasonable! See it my way.
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I had a headmaster who actually said: Use your initiative and do it my way.!
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This happens so often. I believe, and I believe earnestly, that I am not always right. I am on record as saying so, and as affirming that everyone is entitled to their own stupid opinion.
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😀 I know that everyone who disagrees with me will end up in hell – so in the long run I shall be proved right and that will make me happy.
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For all you dung beetles out there: You are safe where you are. Committees can never make decisions
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!! They are just as likely to decide to refuse entry to the Dung Beetle and introduce the Lesser Purple Emperor
(Apatura ilia) instead because it’s pretty.
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From your friend Ms King: Also please advise dear Mr Goodman as I can’t reply to his reply, to please remember, I am an immigrant down south and I called that stuff cleavers and sticky willy [titter] up north 🙂
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Oh yes – I forgot that Pauline was not a Dunedinite – but came from the same area as me! That makes a mess of my linguistic analysis of plant name locales!
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This is the first post I’ve ever seen about a dung beetle. We got to see them in action when we took a vacation in Kenya. They are incredibly neat insects!
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They have fairly recently introduced them to New Zealand but I haven’t seen one yet!
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I tend to lean towards Gaea. Objectivity is hard to find and therein lies the beauty of your piece.
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Years ago in New Zealand they introduced a butterfly to eat the insects that ate the cabbages. The butterfly caterpillar, once it had rendered the pest non-existent, began to eat the cabbages. Now they are a pest!
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Miniature Frankensteins!
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