The repugnant witch told Samantha that the minute she took her hat off she would die.
Samantha didn’t dare even touch the top of her head for another twenty-two years for fear of her hat falling off.
But what the witch hadn’t told Samantha was that she wasn’t wearing a hat.
To listen to the story being read click HERE!
Samantha’s brain is numb as a pounded thumb….
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I was going to say something similar…Perhaps she was what my mother often called a ‘dumb cluck’ when I was a child. Another way of saying birdbrained, I suppose.
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I haven’t heard that “dumb cluck” since I was a child….also a phrase used by my mother!
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I have never heard of “dumb cluck”. Presumably these days there are also “dumb cock-a-doodle-dos”?
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Something about your comment made me think of it! I may have to bring it back into fashion!
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Actually, now that I think of it, “numb as a pounded thumb,” was something my father used to say! 🙂
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I never heard of “numb as a pounded thumb” either…
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All I could think of was what a mess her hair would be, and didn’t she have any mirrors, or take selfies!
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Oh you modern woman you! 😀
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Very perceptive, Yvonne. I take my hat off to you.
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No!! Don’t take that hat off!
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Oh no!…Don’t take your hat off!!
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There’s that terrible song – Garou sings it and others – “”You can leave you hat on…”
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Yes…a torrid strip-tease, it is….Your storied Samantha would be able to do it and not incur the wrath of fate!
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She would be able to do a “hat-trick” – which in cricketing terms is “thrice” in a row!
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Obviously poor Samantha DOESN’T think! The witch was maybe simply demonstrating this fact……….. ?
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The witch was perhaps employing no more cunning than the average sports psychologist: you must believe, you must believe, you must believe…!
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So Samantha was a blonde? 🙂
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Eric! You are perilously close to “offending” many a blogger who may be blonde (or at least once were) who exhibit a great deal of intelligence!
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Yours truly included. This is why I can get away with the insinuation. 🙂
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I too was a blonde! NOW – a question for all you intelligentsia out there: Is blonde always spelt with an e on the end??? Or do boys drop the e? Or what?
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My understanding (at least in the U.S.) is that the female version is spelled with an ‘e’. The other gender is simply blond. Two cents from a former…
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I had heard that, but Cynthia (a famous American poet with whose works you should become familiar) posits an adjective and a noun.
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Dictionary.com defines blonde as a female with this coloration (the adjective). Is is less definite about blond. I prefer to distinguish between my genders – in most respects. 🙂
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This wretched “e” is causing so many heated discussions in my household that I am refraining from entering the fray!
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Oh I love a good fray. Enter away! 🙂
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“Blond” is an adjective and “blonde” is a noun. As in “A blonde has blond hair.” 🙂
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So it IS possible to dye ones hair a dumb blond!
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🙂
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To enter the fray, here’s what one grammar site (grammarist.com) has to say about the issue:
In French, blond is masculine and blonde is feminine. This distinction generally extends to the English adjectives, especially in British English, where blonde is more common than blond (mainly because the word is used in reference to females more often than to males). In American and Canadian English, blond is generally preferred over blonde in all cases—even in reference to female hair color—though a minority of writers continue to observe the gender distinction. In any case, using blonde in reference to male hair is simply a misspelling.
The use of blonde as a noun in reference to a female with blonde hair is best avoided because it can be interpreted as sexist.
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Test your skills with a quiz. Fill in blond or blonde in the blank. The answer is at the bottom.
The man picking his nose is a _______.
blond (noun)
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I disagree with that answer. (OMG, do I dare to disagree with an internet grammars!) I would say: The man picking his nose is a blond man. To say the man is a blond, would be like saying the man is a short, or the man is a fat. Blond is an adjective. And I don’t care if the French apply gender to nouns, we don’t do that in English.
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Once again, Bruce Almighty’s post has veered off track!
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That’s because brunettes have more fun!
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I think I agree… (But how did you know he was short and fat?)
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Because he wasn’t tall, dark, and handsome…
The girl with blond hair said being called a blonde was sexist because it reduced her person to nothing but the color of her hair…..
And a brunette is obviously a feminine noun….what do you call a male with dark hair? A brunet? A bruno?
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I don’t know why (in English) brunette is not used for males as is blonde…maybe a dark horse or a black sheep….
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…snotty-nosed brunette?
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Dear Eric
On behalf of the blondes out there, I say “Watch your back”.
Signed,
A Friend.
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Before mine left their follicles, they were blond. I have always appreciated a good blonde joke. Alas, there are still some who are unnecessarily sensitive about the association. Said smilingly. 🙂
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I too have post-blonde follicles – except mine haven’t fallen out!
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Eat more fat!
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LOL!!!!
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A profound lesson. Am I alive or it is just a thought?
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You are just a thought! The result of a twinkle in your father’s eye…
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Wow!
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And now that you remind me of that twinkle in his eyes, you might just as well read it:
https://uspandey.com/2012/01/25/my-son-must-i-stay/
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I couldn’t find a place to comment – but what a story and a tribute. And every page you turned, or he turned for you, has made you that incredibly adept and expansive person that you are… Beautifully done!
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Thanks Bruce. Comments on that post have been disabled.
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I wrote a play about my own father’s death – called “Jigsaw”. I think it was the highlight of my theatrical career seeing a theatre of 600 bawling their eyes out at the end and no one applauding!
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https://derrickjknight.com/2012/10/13/blonds-burn-more-easily/
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Can’t even think of what her hair looked like after 22 years without a wash – YUCK!
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Dread locks!
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