The story was that the boss wanted to test his younger employees for drugs. They had to handle complex machinery. He trusted his older employees; most of them had worked for him for years.
Take Sefton Fisher for example. Sefton was fifty-nine and had worked for the company since he was nineteen. That makes forty years of faithful service. The boss called Sefton into his office.
“Look,” said the boss, “I want to drug test all these younger folk, but that looks bad. I wonder if you’d mind getting drug tested so it looks like I’m being fair.”
“That’s no trouble,” said Sefton.
The drug tests were done. All came out clean. Except for Sefton. He tested positive for opiates.
“But I haven’t taken any medication or recreational drugs,” said Sefton.
Another test was done. He returned a positive result for morphine. Sefton was fired immediately.
Today, he has no job. If only they’d told him not to eat toast with poppy seeds for breakfast each morning.
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Short-sighted and ignorant boss, Too bad. Love your stories!
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Thanks, Noelle!
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Poor old Sefton. Late fifties, without a job and a taste for a decent breakfast. Sounds familiar.
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Just try to keep off those poppy seeds.
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I wonder how many poppy seeds a person would have to eat in order to get high?
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Quite a few I’d say, but not many for it to show in a test! Are you thinking of cooking some cookies?
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Yes, only minute amounts will show on a drug test. But in the interest of those cookies I might bake, I read this on the internet (and we know everything on the internet is true!):
Evidently if we eat spaghetti with a half cup of poppy seeds on top, it can make adults a little loopy.
So what’s the upper limit of poppy seed consumption that’s probably safe? A study profiled in a video, How Many Poppy Seeds is Too Many?, suggests about one teaspoon for every seven pounds of body weight. That means that someone weighing about 150 pounds (70 kilograms) should probably eat no more than seven tablespoons of raw poppy seeds at a time.
Buon appetito!
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It’s possibly easier to lace the cookies with marijuana?
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Possibly, if one lives in one of the states like Colorado or Oregon where maryjane is legal. But
poppy seeds can be easily bought at the grocery store, almost anywhere…. they would be a very, very bitter tasting snack if you ate so many…..dear me, I’m on the horns of a dilemma once again!
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Be careful with the horns of a dilemma – ground cow horn is meant to be some sort of aphrodisiac!
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I had an aphrodisiac back in the 70’s…. they were all the rage then….it’s a perfect hairstyle for those of us with naturally frizzy hair…
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LOL!!!!!!
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I had one of those, too! And round wire rimmed glasses!
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No wonder you people are so intelligent. I never had an aphrodisiac nor glasses. 😦
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Waaaaaayy too many. But they’d make you test out like an addict…
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Another true fact? The things I don’t know!!
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We have so much catching up to do, contented one!
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Don’t we all!
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So much, we may never catch up with Bruce!
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Yeah well – I had to ask how to do a French knot! …
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I learned how to do a french knot once, but it was so long ago, I forgot.
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I too have forgotten – in fact I’m no longer sure if it’s something to do with embroidery or a yoga position?
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😀
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How do you do a french knot?
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http://sublimestitching.com/pages/how-to-french-knot
I had to learn how to do it when I was making Christmas decorations once…
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Aha! Yes I remember that – I never mastered it! You are very clever!!
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Thank you. This was in 1985 that I did it!
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Every day, you deliver yet another sneaky knock-out punch to your avid followers!
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Thanks. It’s becoming a very bad habit.
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Spit out those poppy seeds, right now.
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They’re stuck between my teeth!
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🙂 They suit you so well.
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Oh – not poppy seeds – they’re fillings!
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Sad ; (
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I’m sure people get caught out in error occasionally!
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A poppy seed muffin will do it.
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That might be a nice thing to do at work: bring along a whole plate of poppy seed muffins to share with the staff!
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Yes! That would be a giggle, especially if they were homemade. I think that would add a nice touch…
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I consult in the topic of drug testing so this story really appealed to me Bruce.
Hope you are well my friend?
Regards
Bob
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Hi Bob – Have been following your photographs and their attached thoughts… ! Lovely to hear from you!
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Hello Bruce. I also have regularly followed your work and always enjoy it very much. It’s good to hear from you and thank you so much for stopping by.
A belated Happy New Year to you
Let’s be sure to keep in touch.
I appreciate your encouragement
Bob
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Oh, and I do love lemon poppy seed cake…
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Yes – the lemon is quite addictive!
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What did YOU have for breakfast?
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I first had a drink of cocaine, then sucked on a willow branch for a bit of aspirin, followed by one of those red mushrooms with the white spots. Thanks for asking!
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An all natural diet – very healthy!
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I try to live as nature intended. Even the bacon fat for deep frying the bread is healthily organic.
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Should have had Full English
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Black Pudding might make the blood testers wonder!
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Another great story that highlights rules versus reality
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I think there’s an inadvertent theme going on!
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Poor Shefton, but he must have eaten an incredible lot of poppy seeds to test positive for drugs ;o) Cheers, Johanna
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Apparently it doesn’t take many at all for them to detect a “trace”.
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I knew: the young generation can mean only trouble…
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The younger generation should be not heard and not seen!
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Sometimes, I too feel the same way.
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Sounds like he was grilled as well as his bread.
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