To be honest, Euphrasie wasn’t that old; just in her mid-sixties one would imagine. People thought of her as old because she’d lived in the corner house for as far back as anyone could remember. She used to live with her husband, but he’d died a few years back. Her only child, Ralph, was killed in an industrial accident. No one could remember much about the husband or the son.
Euphrasie used to love Thanksgiving. It was her favorite day of the year; the ritual of food and family. Now there was only her. She tried to make some effort to celebrate. A little wine; a little fresh fruit and ice cream. But a slice of cold turkey from the supermarket was not quite the same as a large roasted bird. Euphrasie thought “Blow it! I’m going to cook a turkey!”
She was about to place the turkey in the oven and… there was a knock on the door. It was the young newly-weds from over the road. The in-laws were coming and the turkey hadn’t defrosted. Did Euphrasie know of a quick way to thaw?
“I’ve just the thing for you,” said Euphrasie.
And if they truth be known, she rather enjoyed her tin of tuna on a slice of ever-so-slightly burnt toast; with a little wine or two, while watching an old black and white repeat on tele of I Love Lucy.
Listen to the story being read HERE!
Good old Euphrasie!
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Euohrasie has a big heart – and somewhere north of 60 is NOT old!!!
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Indeed! North of 60 is not old!! Nor is north of 65!
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How about just a soupçon north of seventy?
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That too! And I’m amazed that anyone a soupcon over 70 can do one of those wiggly things under the c.
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Or even someone pushing eighty?
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If you’re pushing it, then it ain’t pushing you, and that’s good!
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Dang – you beat me to it!
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One doesn’t push eighty, one gets pushed to 80 (and beyond).
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Hah! That may apply to some, but no one I know. 🙂
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I’ll soon have my prized OBE. (Over Bl**dy Eighty)
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Others Bl**dy Efforts!
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I was afraid this would be about someone pitiful and lonely who had a hard life and now, with the terrible misfortune (!) of being old, was deserving to be gathered into the bosom of some family of do-gooders, like all the Hallmark tear-jerkers we see at this time of year, but no…it’s a Bruce story. It brought a big smile.
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Thank you, Cynthia, for the lovely comment. I would like to think that Euphrasie got her blunderbuss and went out and shot the turkey herself! Speaking of which – yesterday one of my brothers shot a hare (it had been eating my sister-in-law’s newly planted shrubs). So I shall be making Pâté de lièvre, which I have never done before. Too late for Thanksgiving though!
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C’est si bon!
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Je cherche un millionnaire
Avec des grands “Cadillac car”…
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Bonne chance! 😀
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What a pity they didn’t have the charity to invite her to join them…
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Pity? Charity?
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I use the word charity with its original meaning, and pity has no part in it.
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It’s always a pity when charity is used thus!
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I concur.
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One can presume that because they didn’t invite her, they were horrible people and she much preferred her own company!
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Tuna on toast, yum. I can tell you the exact wine to pair with that.
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Plonk!
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I wonder what happened to the partly thawed turkey?
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I was wondering the same thing. It should have been a trade. She could have cooked it the next day when it had thawed.
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The turkey ended up at Cynthia’s, where she used it as a model for her poem.
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I realize it’s now November 26 in New Zealand…..have you begun celebrating already between turkey bastings, dear Bruce?
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No – we’re cheating – age has wearied us. We are putting up the tree and decorations today, and doing the cooking tomorrow! It’ll be American time! That way things can take two days to get totally… basted.
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AND – I forgot to mention – we are doing a Ceviche for starters!
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Yum…but make sure it marinates in the juice long enough to get “cooked”…..
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Indeed! And I have made a Pico de gallo salsa to go in it – my recipe book says it all!
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Ah, now that makes sense!
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It still hasn’t thawed, though…….
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Sink of cold water. Overnight. Of course it might be a zombie turkey and never thaw at all…
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You might be right about the zombie thing…It’s come back to haunt because it doesn’t like some of the remarks I made about it.
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They have every reason to be vengeful, turkeys; after they lost the national bird moniker and then started getting eaten en masse every year at the same time people started complaining about not liking their meat. Oy. That’s not even a sentence, but I was channeling turkeys, so …
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The NZ turkeys are kind, gracious and stupid. In NC they were violent and “watch your back”. That’s the wild ones. Fortunately were got the nice American turkey genes come over here!
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Your turkeys probably took after the ones Benjamin Franklin liked….though I don’t think he saw them as stupid. .(the ones on turkey farms, here, ARE kind of stupid, and that’s where the folk tale comes from, about their looking up at the rain, getting sloshed with it, and drowning.) But you will make up for the mild mannered bird of NZ with your red and green rooster beak salsa…. I meant to ask, what kind of tree is your christmas tree? Janet Frame writes a Christmas poem about jacaranda and pohutakawa….
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The pohutukawa (which is (apparently) grown everywhere in San Francisco) is the New Zealand Christmas Tree – because it flowers at Christmas time – but cut a flower/branch off and it withers within the hour. The jacaranda is blue and I think Australian. It’s a fairly spectacular tree as well. But not really (at least over here) associated with Christmas. The trad. Xmas tree in the lounge/sitting room is still a branch of pinus radiata! Not the perfectly shaped fir of North America.
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Given it can’t see the sky, it’s not impossible you don’t see eye t0 eye.
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Thanks be for Euphrasie
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Thank you, Derrick.
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Sweet…and no-one died which is always a bonus here.
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LOL! The turkey had its head chopped off.
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Oh yes. Should’ve known…
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Lovely. I imagine that Thanksgiving is a bit like Christmas Day here in the UK. There are so many elderly on their own during the festive season. Not me however, and I never take that for granted.
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True. We don’t have Thanksgiving here in New Zealand either, but I like to mention it in the stories!
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Thanks for the info on the pinus radiata, Bruce. I googled it and enjoyed reading about it.
Most working class families, even here in Maine, use artificial trees now. I would never do that. I haven’t had a tree for several years, but I well remember the excitement (and fights and arguments) around putting up a huge blue spruce, untangling the lights, sentimentally revisiting the oldest ornaments, needing a ladder to place the treetop angel, breaking treasured ornaments when the tree fell because the cat climbed it, the less-than-fresh aroma that time the dog peed on it, the blahs of taking it down and how we still found the occasional pine needles to sweep as late as the following mid-summer!
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It’s a pain to put up and a pain to take down! We’ve got an artificial one now, and it makes as big a mess as a live one!
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And that’s the true spirit of the holidays! May I live to be a ripe old age to honor Euphrasie’s golden heart.
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May God bless her heart. I am sure the tune over a slice and wine with the old black and white warmed up her life that day.
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I’m sure it would’ve!
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You do capture kindness very sweetly.
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THAT’S YOUR OPINION, FISHFACE!!!
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