Melinda and Gerard were walking along the street with their Mum and Dad. Suddenly Dad stopped walking, just before they reached a café that sprawled out on the street.
“Look!” said Dad to Mum, “That’s Claudine, the movie star!”
“Which one? Which one?” said Melinda excitedly, and before you could blink Melinda was standing at the film star’s table.
“My Daddy says you’re a famous film star,” said Melinda.
“Hello,” said Claudine kindly. “What is your name?”
“My name is Melinda, and this is my doll called Cindy.”
“Do you have any other dolls?” asked the film star.
“No,” said Melinda, divulging more family secrets than she need. “We don’t have much money, so I have only one doll.”
Several days later a parcel arrived in the mail for Melinda. It was from the famous film star, Claudine.
“Dear Melinda,” said the letter. “This is my old rag doll from when I was small. Her name is Molly. I know you will love her as much as I did. From your friend, Claudine. XXX.”
Now that Melinda’s brother Gerard is all grown up, he’s seen every porn movie Claudine starred in.