Reggie had heard that the garden products company he worked for were setting up a “plant” overseas. It was a rumour, mind you. Reggie didn’t like to ask – it was none of his business – but he and his wife, Maggie, were keen to be given the experience. Overseas!
And then Reggie and Maggie were invited to the boss’s place for dinner. Was this to be it? Would the boss perhaps venture into a how-would-you-like-to-be-posted-overseas conversation?
The meal began with a salad, and Reggie could see psyllids crawling in it: tiny insects that sap tomatoes and potatoes and broad beans and the like of their strength. The plants wilt.
Reggie tried to ignore the bugs. He tried to eat the salad as if it wasn’t infested. It wouldn’t kill him.
“Are you keen gardeners yourselves?” he asked, between mouthfuls of psyllid, tomato and thousand islands dressing.
“Not really,” said the boss, “although we did grow ourselves what you’re eating now.”
“Delicious,” said Reggie.
The evening ended. No mention was made of overseas.
“That’s them out of the equation,” said the boss to his wife. “He didn’t even notice the psyllids in his salad. Let alone the worms in the apple pie.”
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Ew. Reminds me of the time I ate half a cockroach.
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That’s very generous – I presume you shared the other half with your husband!
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Sometimes, polite is the wrong way to go.
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You’re so right, Fish-face. (P.S. Don’t take this the wrong way!)
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EEEEE-eeeeewwwww!! Now I have to check my coffee for bugs ………
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You eat hundred of bugs in a week – so no need to panic!
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Yes, but not when I’m looking at photos of them!!
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I can’t get one question out of my mind….did the boss and his wife eat anything at this dinner table? Irrelevant, I know…. psilly me.
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I know – it’s a bit strange. They normally had the psyllids for dessert.
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Ewwww. But I suppose that’s kind of a genius screening process.
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It’s to ensure no bugs get into the system…
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They were all organic, right?
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Putting salt on them is unhealthy of course.
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Good protein, though.
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Too many psyllids could be fattening of course.
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What’s worse than finding a maggot in your meal?
Half a maggot!
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magGOT it!
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An entomologist friend of mine says we’re eating bugs all the time. Not a happy thought.
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I once knew an old lady who swallowed a fly. It did her no good whatsoever!
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But probably no harm either.
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Do you know why she swallowed a fly? Perhaps she’ll die.
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I believe in the end she swallowed a llama, in its pyjamas. Or was that a horse?
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She swallowed a horse… She’s dead of course.
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A keen variant of the old adage: no good deed ever goes unpunished.
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When I wore the old, hard, contact lenses, if they irritated, I would take them out and perch them on an incisor gum for safe keeping. Sometimes, like the occasion on which I ate a cheese roll, I would forget. I found half a lens that day.
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😀 I’d rather eat a psyllid! I once swallowed a tooth!
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Did you use a fine comb on your turds?
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Ewwwwww. I was waiting for him to pass out at the table.
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! He kept his eye-psylLIDS wide open!
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Clearly the boss and his wife recognized the value of insect protein in a meal. I used to give my students insects to eat, just to see their change from appalled to enjoying them.
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I would love to have sat at your feet!
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You could have had a seat at the table and eaten fried Wax moth larvae,tried toasted grasshoppers or first iinstar wax moth larvae spread on crackers. Quite tasty!
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Nothing beats an insect bite.
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A fine moral story here, Bruce.
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The ethics of psyllids is an area that’s possible relatively unexplored.
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