Phinally the phickle phinger oph phame phinished Philomena. Philomena phelt phairly phamous phor a phleeting phlash phor phinding phour pharmers’ phorlorn phawns phar in the phorest. Phin phee phend pheath phame phor Philomena.
Phus phends phis philly phory.
Listen the story being read HERE!
Weave a Web 
Lauphing out loud! 😀
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LOL! Thanks RainePhairy!
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Lauphing my phat arse opf! 😀 😀
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Hopephully your phat arse won’t phall ophph.
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HAHAHA!
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Phorsooth! I phigured since you are a pharmer, I’d phind here some phancy phable about the
phiner points of pee aitch soil balance….. You phooled me!
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Phanks. I’m pheeling Lucky I didn’t.
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Phew, quite a pheat!
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Phanks!
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Phabulous!
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When I was small I used to call my oldest sister “Fufanne” – so watch out!
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Phair Dinkum
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Phanks!
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Phantastick!
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What else can we expect from a phabulist but phacundity? Certainly not phalderal or phanfaron.
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Phiddly-dee!
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I’m pheeling phairly phatalistic! My late arriphal rephealing all the smartpharts who haph gone bephore and used up all the ph words. Therephore I haphe decided to include a similar sounding consonant in the phray, just to phrazzle and phry your brain
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I don’t want to be rude, but have you developed a lisp? 😀
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That’s so clever. I got there in the end which has made me feel quite proud of myself 🙂
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Hee hee – yes, it gets confusing towards the end!
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Phantasmagorical!
Phut phi phudent phake phout phwat phat phlast phentence phwas.
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Phell phuck phou, Phoscar!
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