(Today, in some Christian traditions, it is the Feast of All Saints. Some call it All Hallows. It is where we get the word “Halloween” from: “All Hallows Evening”. To commemorate this day I’m going to re-tell a traditional tale from Italy. I didn’t make it up; but it’s one of my favourite folk stories! It could be added that hagiography is a genre that today rightly suffers – mainly through its own fault – from a great deal of unpopularity…)
Saint Joseph was married to Mary, the Mother of Jesus.
There was this man who prayed only to Saint Joseph. He completely ignored God, and Jesus, and everyone else. The only person he ever prayed to was Saint Joseph.
Eventually the man died. Saint Peter met him at the gates to Heaven.
“You can’t come in,” said Saint Peter. “You only ever prayed to Saint Joseph. You never prayed to God. Only those who prayed to God can enter.”
Saint Joseph appeared at the gate.
“Let him in,” he said. “If you don’t, I’m taking my wife and Kid elsewhere.”
Listen the story being read HERE!
Recently, the pope visited the US.
An ancient Sicilian lady said to me: “Bah! I don’t believe in the pope. Now the saints…. I do believe in the saints… but I don’t believe in the pope!”
LikeLiked by 2 people
There’s a certain benevolent enthusiasm deep in the Italian psyche!
LikeLiked by 2 people
I think it’s in the olive oil.
LikeLiked by 2 people
As long as it’s extra virgin olive oil, or “evoo” as it is called around my house.
LikeLiked by 2 people
I love the Italians!! 😀
LikeLiked by 2 people
This is a great story, one I’ve never heard before – and my head is full of folk lore from all kinds of religions……. 🙂
LikeLiked by 2 people
I read it in a huge tome of Italian Folk Tales – I’ve since (unfortunately) long lost it.
LikeLike
Adoro questa favola, mate.
Which reminds me: well done All Blacks!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Grazie, Yvonne!
LikeLike
Good story! Still giggling!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thanks Jan. I like the way “Kid” is written with a capital K!
LikeLiked by 1 person
This gave me a good belly laugh. I’ll take my wife and kid elsewhere, indeed!
LikeLiked by 1 person
LOL! Thanks!
LikeLike
A great laugh, Bruce
LikeLiked by 1 person
Thank you! Glad you enjoyed.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Justice, thy name is Saint Joseph!
LikeLiked by 1 person
LOL!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Senza dubbio un racconto di Toscana ispirato dopo una bottiglia di Chianti !
LikeLiked by 1 person
Chianti does that, I find. As my blog goes: a bottle of Chianti a day! Oh no – it’s a STORY a day!
LikeLiked by 1 person