Dolores had lived next door to Mrs Grimmer for years. For years Mrs Grimmer would turn her bathroom light on three times a night. For years, three times a night, Mrs Grimmer’s bathroom light would shine over the boundary fence, across the lawn, and into Dolores’ high bedroom window. For years, Dolores had woken three times nightly.
And then, the impossible happened; one night the light didn’t go on. Dolores lay awake waiting and worrying. The next day she tapped on Mrs Grimmer’s door.
“Are you alright?”
“Of course I’m alright,” said Mrs Grimmer. She never was the nicest of neighbours. “Of course I’m alright. Why wouldn’t I be?”
“Your bathroom light didn’t go on last night, and I thought I’d check.”
“I’m perfectly alright. There’s no need to go snooping around my house. I’m old enough to look after myself. Stop bothering me, you nosey-parker. If I want someone to meddle in my affairs, I’ll let you know.”
Dolores left. The thrice nightly bathroom illumination recommenced.
And then, the impossible happened; one night the light didn’t go off. Dolores lay awake waiting and worrying. The next day she did not tap on Mrs Grimmer’s door.
It’s amazing what a stroke can do. Sometimes you lie on the bathroom floor for days before you die.
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Love your neighbor…
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I think I’ve heard that before!
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Oooh. The story went from grim to grimmer.
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Perhaps it’s Brothers Grimm!
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I love fables…(or is this a parable? Maybe it’s a fabable [shut up, auto correct]) I enjoy the truth in such stories and the poetic justice, especially when, like this one, they are told with a certain Aesopian, albeit modern, style.
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Thanks Cynthia. I thought that Mrs. Grimmer was indeed an Aesopian old crow!
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I don’t think Mrs Grimmer could care less about the poetic justice in her death. She’d probably tell Aesop in Heaven to shove his fables where the sun don’t shine!
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Oh but the sun shines everywhere in Heaven – and especially – presumably – there (where it don’t normally shine) 🙂
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I am enjoying contemplating this….
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“Some things don’t bear much lookin’ into” – Winnie in Joseph Conrad’s The Secret Agent.
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You gut dat rite!
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😀
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“Hand in glove, the sun shines out of our behinds. No it’s not like any other love. This one’s different because it’s us.” – the Smiths
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Great quotation! It possibly needs to be sung falsetto!
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I love poetic justice too, Cynthia. Who was it who said, “You reap what you sow.”? (correct the punctuation if you want)
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I think it was first encountered, maybe, in the bible—book of Galatians…. 🙂
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Was it not the same person who said “Do unto others…”?
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Maybe….or the one who said “do unto others then run like hell!”
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The same person who said “He who sits on a barbwire fence will rise again”?
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Indeed, and is hoist with his own petard, too!
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I wouldn’t have noticed the punctuation, Glynis, until you pointed it out!
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You surprised me Bruce! I thought Dolores…….
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LOL! Glad to have surprised!
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Ooo, a gotcha ending! Reap what you sow, indeed.
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Thanks, so be nice – even for the most selfish of reasons!!!
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Good ending! I wonder though, being a nosy sort of person, what was the reason for the first occurrence when the bathroom light did not go on? [I’m late today, I’ve been clearing out the tiny courtyard garden while it is not raining ……]
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It’s like a summer’s day here!
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Well, Pauline, whatever the old lady ate, drank, or did before bedtime that night allowed her to sleep through the night without getting up three times to pee…..a miracle, considering how habitual most nights were….
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That was a stroke of bad luck, even if Mrs Grimmer was a nasty neighbour 🙂
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Such a scenario must always be a fear for those who live alone…
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The bathroom window was obviously closed, otherwise the ungrateful Mrs Grimmer would have been heard calling for help. And days later the stench of death could have reached the interloper neighbor, Dolores’ window across the way to alert the authorities.
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Mrs Grimmer had accidentally left the bathroom light on, and was forging her own death in an effort to claim the insurance. Unfortunately, Dolores never came to discover the body…. um… no that doesn’t work! But I’m not typing it out again!
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It was the swarm of flies plastered on the bathroom window what gave the body away.
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Those flies were all just trying to be a fly on the wall.
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But alas, they were only emaciated flies on the windscreen.
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They “may got” (maggot) fat on the smell…
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My first thought, having recently been through it myself, is that Mr Grimmer had just undergone a prostate resection, and no longer needed to get up three times each night (lucky man if it was only three times). However, having been, in the late 1960s, a frequent visitor to a lady who, while living alone, had suffered a stroke in her kitchen and wasn’t found until almost six hours later, I feel for poor Mrs Grimmer.
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I myself had a “rebore” (TURP) a few years back. Everything blocked up after a heart bypass and I didn’t pee for 6 days! (I can’t believe I’m telling the world this!) I also know someone who had a stroke sitting in their armchair (namely my mother) but she was found a couple of hours later.
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Was she peeing?
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Peeing? She may have been queueing.
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Very good 🙂
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It wasn’t the stroke that killed her, it was her own bitterness and spite.
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Yep – that can be deadly.
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