716. Humbot

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It was the year 2127. Minniebella267 gave birth to a humbot. A humbot is half human half robot. How did she do it?

“It’s quite easy,” gushed Minniebella267 on Facebook. “You’ve simply got to know how to turn a robot on.”

65 thoughts on “716. Humbot

          1. Cynthia Jobin

            Actually, I have some switches in my house that are wired so that I can put the lights on in one room and turn them off in another. Thus, the next time I work the switches, down can be “on” and up can be”off”.

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            1. Bruce Goodman Post author

              I hate that – my laundry does that (having an outside and an inside door). I neurotically make sure they’re always the “correct” way but another in the house cares not and I get caught every time – especially when I am loaded down with carrying laundry.

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              1. Cynthia Jobin

                Wow! I always wanted my own hurricane, and now I find I already had a cyclone! I looked it up. It was in March 1967, so I couldn’t possibly have been responsible for it. I was so penniless that year, I had to call-in sick to work one day because I didn’t have the toll money for the bridge to get there!

                By the way, in the northwest pacific, they’re called typhoons, google tells me.

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    1. Bruce Goodman Post author

      I don’t know: cold on the left, hot on the right. The thing that got me in the northern hemisphere was sense of direction. I would make a right hand turn (or vice versa) to turn left. Face the equator and the sun rises on the other side than it should. It’s because you (the viewer) have done a 180 degree turn!

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          1. Yvonne

            Oh, jeez. My dyslexia (aka stupidity) has struck yet again! Hot is LEFT, cold is RIGHT. Sorry for causing an international incident. Call off the army.

            (I might change the title of my blog to The Dyslexic Introvert.)

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