© Bruce Goodman 3 August 2015
Egbert collected stamps. He’d collected stamps for over thirty years. His collection was rather valuable.
He met Valerie.
Valerie said she thought only kids collected stamps. Egbert threw his stamp collection into the fire.
Weave a Web 
Everything is in the title 🙂
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LOL! I know!!
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How sadly true!
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Oh but Jan, I write only fiction!!!!
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Another doomed relationship…………
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Yes, it needs to be stamped out!!!
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I’ll bet he’ll be regretting that someday soon…
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Many a day is rude – … I mean rued… !
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Valerie must have been one hot tamale!
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Wikipedia says that with a tamale the wrapping is discarded before eating – so I presume Valerie indeed was!
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Over thirty years up in flames! At least he knows what to expect of that relationship in thirty years!
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It’s hardly a stamp you’d want to lick.
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Oh, Egbert, what were you thinking, and what were you using to do that thinking???
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When you’ve got a name like Egbert I guess you’ll try anything!
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😀 I wonder if nowadays generation are still collecting stamps..like the post title, very catchy 😉
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I occasionally run across the “odd” stamp collector.
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……..thus proving he was a randy kid
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Thanks Derrick. For the sake of some of our American readers, I would like to say what “randy” means: it means… um… natural leanings towards sexual proclivity…
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Actually, our word is “horny”…..
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I was trying to be polite because in the USA I believe Randy is a first name. Whereas – apart from my neighbour’s goat – Horny is not a name!
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What a great name for a goat!
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It reminds me of that line from Frasier. “How can we use sex to get what we want? Sex is what we want!”
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LOL
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I’m a huge fan of Frasier. Next time you’re around my blog just type it in and prepare to laugh big time!
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