© Bruce Goodman 28 July 2015
Horace was rather forthright with his opinions. He worked hard and, as he said, because he worked hard he could afford to eat well. Not like those layabouts who sat on their backsides all day and expected handouts. That’s why, at the supermarket he didn’t simply nonchalantly walk past the special food bin where people could donate to the needy; he stomped by and chucked his screwed-up groceries receipt into the food bin. If those lazy bums could read the receipt they’d understand what they were missing out on and start realizing that some people worked to make a living.
Bloodsuckers.
And then Horace lost his job. And he didn’t have any savings. He had to go to the supermarket Food Bank to get things to eat. He wasn’t too proud to do that. Sometimes you just have to swallow your pride and get on with it. He wasn’t afraid to ask for help if he needed it; unlike some of those lazy bums who hadn’t done a scrap of work in their lives and expected people to wait on them hand and foot.
Bloodsuckers.
And then Horace found another job. He worked hard and, as he said, because he worked hard he could afford to eat well. Not like those layabouts who sat on their backsides all day and expected to be waited on hand and foot…
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Some people never learn
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So true!
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Ah, the circle of life.
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I think I’m spiralling out of control in the circle of life.
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You don’t have to be poor to be a bloodsucker….some of my best (former) friends were bloodsuckers… 🙂
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I don’t know if you call it “Meals on Wheels” in the US – but doing it, sometimes you deliver meals to the most luxurious of homes. If they sold some of their stuff they could hire a chef!
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Yes, we have “Meals on Wheels” and I always laugh when someone brings up that phrase because a delightfully wacky, very elderly lady I know, who speaks broken English, calls it (in all seriousness) “Wheels on Meals”….
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😀
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Some people just know how to work the system…
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I’ve always been useless and working the system!
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Ah, there’s none so blind as those who will not see 🙂 I believe I may have come across Horace!
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Indeedy!!
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Horace wants to go to lunch with us. I say “no.” Bloodsucker. 😉
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Good on ya! Of course, we could always dash out early and leave him to pay!
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Excellent idea!
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I sense Horace will always be right, bending his world view to whichever situation he’s in 🙂
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Yes! I believe I met one (or two, or three…) !
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Round and round we go.
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Round and around in squares!…
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Horace is a tosser,
A hateful little man.
He has a go at poorer folk
Every time he can.
What goes around must come around,
Though Horace never heard;
He still mocked those less fortunate.
The nasty little turd.
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MILTON! thou shouldst be living at this hour… Thanks for that! I never dreamed I’d ever see the word “tosser” in a poem. You have exploded all boundaries!
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I’m sorry for the poem
But happy that it parsed
It should have been a Limerick
But I just couldn’t be…
Oh dear. What rhymes with parsed?
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sparse and farce……..(though a poem doesn’t usually parse, it scans, and that has more rhyming possibilities! )
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It’s really rather strange
That your poem wouldn’t rhyme,
I find it comes quite naturally
And I rhyme nearly all the parsley, sage, rosemary and coriander.
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I forgot “arse”
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There’s also “hearse” – to be said with a frightful plum in the mouth, e.g. “You might live at Buckingham Palace, but like everyone you’ll end with a ride in the hearse.”
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which opens up a plethora of possibilities…burst, cursed, first, nurse, terse, verse, worse…..etc. I can now hear the brogue of my deceased great aunt Annie yakking in my ear… 🙂
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I think Horace is a grumpy old man. Once a grumpy young man. Once a grumpy boy.
At least he is true to himself. True to his name. Akin to the Horae; goddesses of the seasons, of cyclical death and rebirth, and sometimes of social order, usually given as three in number.
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G*d you’re so f**kin* educated! Who are you? What do you do? How come you know so much? E-mail me and tell me??? I’m still stuck trying to understand Socrates and Plato and Aristotle. I’m (almost) so yesterday! I need time… time to catch up. Help! I’m getting into a panic…. !
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I’m not smart at all. I just have a smartphone. And Siri is a smartass. So I’m learning from her.
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Siri should learn her place. Just make sure she’s not “turned on” when you’re… “turned on”….
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Have you ever asked her to talk “dirty” to you? She’ll say: “gravel, soil, earth, mold…”
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I live out of “cell phone reach” so Siri I have none… I have a landline, which I use about thrice a year to pre-order Moroccan or Burmese or Indian takeaway… I don’t even have a TV! It’s not on principle; it’s bloody poverty!!!!
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I lived without a TV for two years, it was wonderful! You don’t miss what you don’t have. To date, 95% of my television usage is for viewing DVDs. The other 5% is Netflix.
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Netflix and videos is what I need a TV for. The last movie I saw was the first 20 minutes of the first LOTR’s film. I left after 20 minutes because it was so badly acted, but there are quite a few films since that I’d like to catch up on.
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WHAT? That was 14 years ago! You could Crazy Glue your eyes open and never sleep for another decade just trying to catch up! Surely you’ve seen Brokeback Mountain?!
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No – Brokeback M. is on the list… 14 years – goodness – how time has flown! I don’t even have a gramophone… I mean record player… I mean cassette player… I mean CD player… I mean… but I have a Liber Usualis I can use to sing along with the latest hits!!!
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I love that story. I have the hardcover by Annie Proulx. I was amazed at how a 52page short story could be adapted into a two hour movie.
Hmmm. What happened to your Eight-Track player???
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Haven’t read the story either…. 😦 and 8-track? I believe I may have skipped a generation. I’m all so very Yesterday ( – the Charles Asnavour “Yesterday” and not the Beatles version!)
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A tune before my time for sure. Eventually we all have to pay for the “wayward pleasures” of youth. Just hopefully not today.
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I’m still looking forward to the “wayward pleasures”. They must happen soon, surely!
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