© Bruce Goodman 29 June 2015
(First of all, I would like to apologise in advance. I post a story each day, a piece of music on Wednesdays, and a poem on the first of the month. This coming Wednesday all three happen on the same day. I’m sorry for blogging “too much of a good thing” on the one day. Please be tolerant. Hopefully, next Wednesday will pass quickly and without too much angst).
I love, love, love awards. I hate, hate, hate having to nominate other people. I despise nominating, not because I think others don’t deserve it, but because I’m terrified of rejection and offending and … blah blah blah. Anyway, I accept The Versatile Blogger Award with jubilation and thanks. Thank you Kritika Vashist of From the soul to the nib of a pen. I read Kritika’s blog daily with delight.
There appeared to be no icon/picture sent with the award, so I searched one online (there are dozens of variations – how versatile is that?) and found something old that I dollied up to make look like the Shroud of Turin or something.
I am meant to say 7 things about myself:
1. Back in the bad old days, I got the strap on the hand at primary school for not covering my mouth when I yawned.
My first day at primary school – 1955
2. Back in the bad old days, I was the first in my year at high school to get caned (age: 13).
3. Back in the bad old days, I got caned 99 times in my first year at high school. We were having a race to get to 100.
My first year at secondary school – 1963
4. Back in the bad old days, I got “disestablished” as a teacher by a high school board of a school I didn’t even teach at! The Education Ministry had told the school to cut the number of teachers so they “disestablished” me to make it look good. It was very surreal (and it made me pretty angry if you must know and became rather complicated).
5. Back in the bad old days, I taught music for 40 hours a week with no break. I did this for nine years. There were about 90 students in each class, with forms to sit on but no desks, no books, no blackboard/whiteboard, no musical instruments (not even a keyboard), and not even something to play records/tapes/CDs on. The “classroom” was a bare hall. All this was simply to fulfil the government requirement of a compulsory hour’s music a week. It was where I learned to tell “a story a day”! The students would race to my class to find out how the previous week’s story ended!
The school where I taught – 1976-1984
6. Back in the bad old days, when I went for my driver’s licence (age: 15), just as I was driving out the gate, I ran over a wild rabbit that appeared from nowhere. I stopped the car. The examiner said, “You’re fine” and awarded me my licence without having to do any of the test!
I got my driver’s licence in one of these – 1965
7. Back in the bad old days, I was fit as a fiddle and would go for long, long runs that could last for hours. Nowadays I can barely walk to the gate to see if the postman has been to the letterbox.
I couldn’t find a photo of me going for a run, so I downloaded something that I thought might look vaguely similar… Yeah, right.
A lot of people don’t do awards, but check these sites/sights out nonetheless. I know also that some have already received such an award. My nominations (to which there is no obligation attached) are simply the five latest bloggers to follow my blog. Thank you to them:
I really like nos 5 and 6. What a life ! Congratulation for your award ! 🙂
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Thanks!
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So much resonates…..so tired am I of these so- called awards……love you as you are today, Bruce.
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Thank you, Cynthia! The older the violin, the more it resonates I guess!
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How did such a naughty boy become a priest? I LOVE these awards because your loyal readers get to know you better.
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I’m sure everyone is a complicated morass of tangledness!
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I’m sure I knew you back in the bad old days of yore…… Isn’t it wonderful what time and experience can do to us? 🙂 I don’t ‘do’ awards, but I respect your right to enjoy them to the max – and I like having the opportunity to read more about you too. It’s beginning to sound like a book may be required …….. or you get many more awards …… 🙂
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Thanks, Pauline. I have written a book about early bits! Unpublished of course.
http://stagebarn.com/naomi/boyhood/index.html
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I’ve bookmarked it for reading later – thank you!
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Eek! I’ve never been bookmarked before! Don’t feel you have to read it!
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I read ‘Contingency’ and am hooked. I like the way you write and [am guessing] you won’t kill off your ancestors and childhood chums in quite the same manner as your characters so I’m looking forward to a really good read! 🙂
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Yo! I already feel a bit famous! Thanks!
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Congrats! I’ve been blogging for two years and no awards – perhaps I should be caned! ; )
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Oh Jan – I shall add you because you deserve it!
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You’re so sweet! I have no opinion one way or the other – I’m just trying to stay afloat in the blogging seas!
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Just keep breathing and you’ll be fine!
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Congrat’s, Bruce. I like that picture of your first day of primary school.
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Thanks!
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🎉👏Congratulations!👏🎉
Now you too can marry the man of your dreams! Oh wait, not that kind of Versatile?!
Oh well, nice post anyway. Great to learn more about those we follow beyond the selected tidbits we share.
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LOL! I’m almost embarrassed to admit I get it!
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You comment would be difficult to top! 😀
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Unless a Versatile Blogger scrolled all the way to the bottom. 😜
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I’ll be doggone!
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Love your generosity of nominating the last five bloggers to follow you Bruce. Well done 🙂 Oh, and enjoyed the facts about the bad old days. Linda
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Thanks for reading and taking the time to comment. Much appreciated.
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Thank you so much for nomination, and congratulations on your nomination. I enjoyed reading about u
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Thank you. It’s nice to be part of a greater blogosphere!
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Love your answers. Not surprised you got the cane so often 🙂
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Did the Jesuits cane in your day? The Marists certainly did in mine!
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You’ll find the answer here, Bruce: http://derrickjknight.com/2014/01/18/get-two/
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Run Bruce Run…
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I’m trying to!!!!
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C.o.n.g.r.a.t.u.l.a.t.i.o.n.s. 😀
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T.h.a.n.k.s. 😀
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You were a good looking but devilish looking boy – not too surprised about the caning! 😀 😀
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Whack! Whack!
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My WordPress site has gone all weird, and I can’t get no satisfaction from the so-called Happiness Engineers. I’m dead chuffed for your well-deserved award, Bruce. Keep on amusing and titillating us, forget about running.
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Thanks Yvonne. I shall cease to run. (I can’t see anything weird about your WordPress site… other than what’s normally weird, like S-Cargo)!
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It seems to be a matter between me and WordPress. Your site looks all strange also, and I can’t access my reader, etc. Ho-hum, I’ll have so much spare time today!
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Everything in my life is beautiful!!!
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Suddenly, things have righted themselves. I’m saved from a fate worse than death (dusting)!
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LOL! I’ve just finished the vacuuming and am having a rest here on the computer before beginning the dusting!
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