© Bruce Goodman 13 June 2015
Rejoice with me! Rejoice! A major film company has just signed a multi-million contract with me to make a film out of one of my novels!!!!!!
I can now afford to buy a house. It’s the security it gives, isn’t it? I won’t have to worry about where the money’s coming from to get the week’s groceries.
And I’ve always wanted a grandfather clock. So that’s a priority! I can see; already I’m getting my priorities wrong! There’s no good getting a grandfather clock until I’ve got the new house, otherwise it’ll be something else that has to be shifted. Oh! But I forgot! I’ll get a removal company to do all the work!
Today my wife and I are going out to look at clocks in the clock shop. And we might even survey what properties are currently on the market. We’re not even sure if we’ll continue to live in the area.
Anyway…
Just one further thing I want to say, and please read it carefully. I was just saying the same thing to the wife. It’s such a shame that I only ever ever ever write fiction.
Now that’s the kind of thing that goes on inside my head!
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Every Saturday for me with the Lotto!!
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Yep! 🙂
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It’s good to have a plan, just in case.
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Indeed! And indeed we have a plan!
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Ah, fantasy is so lovely!
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Aint that the truth!
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Brilliant Bruce
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Thank you, Derrick. I always “humbly” accept the word brilliant whether it’s true or not!
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Me, lie?
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But that is fantastic news! Means you can have at the fictional clock of your dreams. I’d go for the one out of Tom’s Midnight Garden, or maybe the one that may or may not have been wound up while Tristram Shandy was being conceived. Their value is beyond rubies and they keep fictional time which goes just as fast or slow as you want it to.
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I am going for the Tristram Shandy one, even though it is slow! I should have said, “Now don’t wind me up.”
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And I am still to read your novel I have downloaded a PDF of.
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My word – you have been busy reading my stories today! Thank you. And the novel – do not feel bad if you dislike it or can’t get into it. It’s probably not everyone’s cup of tea.
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Aaaaahh! You got me! Well done!
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Like a number of longer-time readers, you’ll soon learn to guess the ending!
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Ha! Have dreamed this scenario a time or two! 😀
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Me too!
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