© Bruce Goodman 14 May 2015
Beverley had a major role in the local repertory society’s annual comedy production. She was to be the head Amazon; a warrior princess. She was to wear a grass skirt and do the hula. Beverley practised wiggling her hips like they do in Hawai’i. She found it difficult.
There was no other solution. She looked in the phone book and not a single hula dance teacher was in sight. Taking the plunge she dialled a number next to the name of Aloha Ekewaka. It looked Hawai’ian enough. And Beverley was bang on! It was Hawai’ian! And yes! She would teach Beverley the hula.
What progress was made! And what a hit in the production Beverley was. Drums banging. Grass skirts swishing. Hips moving. Beverley the Amazon pulsating, calling effervescent-whoops back and forth and in and out again. She got a standing ovation!
Two weeks late Beverley eloped with Aloha Ekewaka’s husband.
The hula teacher’s name means ‘Greetings Blessed Guardian’ I wonder what her husbands name is ……… Beverley is a cad!!
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Bloody hell Pauline. I’ve just discovered you live in Dunedin! I’m in Levin! And I was about to ignorantly point out the closeness between aloha and NZ Maori aroha!
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😀 I’m really a displaced Wellingtonian Bruce. I return at least annually to visit family. I thought you were further north than Levin.
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I moved south last December. I actually grew up in Waikanae. It’s my family that are putting the motorway in between Paekakariki and Peka Peka!
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I used to travel daily between Lower Hutt and Raumati South – dreadful road!
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I taught at St Pats Silverstream for 10 years.
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I was a teacher too 🙂 This is getting interesting! 😀
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Where?
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I taught at Raphael House School in Lower Hutt, [and in Steiner Schools in the U.K. and ChCh]
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Ah…the decoy ploy…one way Aloha knows to say goodbye to the guy…..
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I never thought of that angle. Cynthia, you’re even more cunning than I thought!
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Ah, then! Success of Hula is linked to husbands!
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Dance in general probably!
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Ouch! Be careful to whom you teach what!
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Especially if it involves wiggling the hips!
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Hahahahaha! Especially is the key word.
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