“It’s a dog eat dog world out there,” said Nigel. “If you want a job from my successful business you have to realise that you win by winning. No namby-pamby sugar-coated fairies working for me. If you want something, you go get it.”
“Then I guess,” said Simon, “that I’m not that keen on working here.”
Simon left the interview. “Next!” shouted Nigel. “It’s a dog eat dog world out there. If you want a job from my successful business you have to realise…”
Meanwhile, Simon was disappointed. He had another interview tomorrow. It must surely go better. Oh! Look! There’s a man on the side of the road with a puncture.
Simon stopped. “Can I help?” he asked. Yes! It was Nigel, the man who did the interview.
“Do I look incompetent?” sneered Nigel. “Piss off, you scrawny little fuckwit.”